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Craig Ferguson Quotes

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
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This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it’s all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) You should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I’m frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I’ve got to change stuff. Then I’m not doing it  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven’t touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that’s just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don’t believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) As a vulgar lounge entertainer, my business relies on ridiculous stereotypes! If these people start using deodorant, I might as well just go home!  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it’s because he ate the ranger!  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Just a warning: If you’re a bunch of sexy teenagers at a lake where other sexy teenagers were killed 30 years ago, leave! The guy in the forest with a hockey mask... Maybe doesn’t play hockey  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) By the way, _____ was the name of a movie I accidentally watched in a hotel room twenty or thirty times  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of what if when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Like most sharks, margaret liked to think of herself as a victim of the cruel sea  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It’s camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Sober alkies are often asked: When did you hit rock bottom? But a more informed question might be: How many times did you hit rock bottom?  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you’ll make it  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) There are bound to be some lies here, but I’ve been telling them so long they’ve become truth, my truth, as close as I can get to what really happened  (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
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