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Craig Ferguson Quotes
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Fat is where comedy is stored (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I’m always a bit shy around evil people... (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Always laugh second (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Time is only linear for engineers and referees (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
When in doubt about who’s to blame. Blame the English (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
My pilot’s license. I’m proud of that. (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
He’s quiet as well, especially if you stalk him (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I’m careful with money (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I’m not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Get well soon, castro. Actually, no, don’t; die, you bastard! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Excuse me for just a second. Shut up! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Please state your name for the camera (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Another innocent victim of my pointless rage (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I can’t live by your rules, man! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Who’s that at the door?! (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
I’m looking forward to your letters (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
... I used to dance under that name (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
... Best night of my life (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
By the way, _____ was a name I used to dance under (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my filthy pigeons (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my naughty monkeys (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my naughty penguins (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back, my frisky badgers (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Welcome back to the big show where (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form (Craig Ferguson Quotes)