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Craig Ferguson Quotes

Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies Picture Quote #1

I didn’t say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure Picture Quote #1

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people Picture Quote #1

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck Picture Quote #1

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important Picture Quote #1

I’m a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don’t need to wear a tie Picture Quote #1

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The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It’s camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it Picture Quote #1

I’ve got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps Picture Quote #1

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket Picture Quote #1

I don’t just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they’re naughty Picture Quote #1

Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it’s because he ate the ranger! Picture Quote #1

If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! Picture Quote #1

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I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained Picture Quote #1

I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that’s just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don’t believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else Picture Quote #1

Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven’t touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane Picture Quote #1

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Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I didn’t say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I’m a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don’t need to wear a tie (Craig Ferguson Quotes) The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It’s camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I’ve got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I don’t just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they’re naughty (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it’s because he ate the ranger! (Craig Ferguson Quotes) If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that’s just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don’t believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven’t touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane (Craig Ferguson Quotes)

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