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Craig Ferguson Quotes

Together is my favorite place to be
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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Fat is where comedy is stored  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Always laugh second  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Time is only linear for engineers and referees  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) When in doubt about who’s to blame. Blame the English  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I’m careful with money  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) My pilot’s license. I’m proud of that.  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I’m always a bit shy around evil people...  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Whoever I had become had to die  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) If you can’t trust, you can’t be trustworthy  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I aim to please. I’m nothing if not a vaudevillian  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I wanted to be a rock star  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) My pilot’s license. I’m proud of that  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I don’t know how to add things to my own wikipedia page  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Laughter separates us from despair, and gives us a chance at love  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) If you don’t vote, you’re a moron  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) It’s a book. It’s mine. And it’s done  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I’m always a bit shy around evil people  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) You gotta laugh because if you didn’t you’d cry  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Stand by your bed and salute me  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn’t it?  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) 114 isn’t as old as it used to be they say its the new 104  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight  (Craig Ferguson Quotes) After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock  (Craig Ferguson Quotes)
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