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Crack Up Quotes

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It’s the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up  (Crack Up Quotes) If you wake up / And the day feels broken / Just lean into the crack  (Crack Up Quotes) I’m a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up  (Crack Up Quotes) I always wake up at the crack of ice  (Crack Up Quotes) I’m the goofball. I’m the person cracking people up.  (Crack Up Quotes) All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.  (Crack Up Quotes) Even in times of great sadness, there are always moments where we crack up  (Crack Up Quotes) I’m not good at taking pictures. I can’t give a good face. I crack up.  (Crack Up Quotes) Horrifying as it was to crack up in the public eye, it made me look at myself and fix it. People were exploitative; that’s human nature.  (Crack Up Quotes) America is such a paradoxical society, hypocritically paradoxical, that if you don’t have some humor, you’ll crack up.  (Crack Up Quotes) Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?  (Crack Up Quotes) He’s a very funny and very nice man. When you read the script, you want to stick with it. But when you’re with Eddie Murphy you’ve got to improvise. He’s always making jokes and making me crack up when the camera’s on.  (Crack Up Quotes) Even in your darkest moments, you’ll think of something that’ll crack you up  (Crack Up Quotes) My first series, I wouldn’t even know where to get a clip of it. It was called ‘Cracking Up.’ It was on ‘FOX’ in 2004.  (Crack Up Quotes) Who wouldn’t prefer having breakfast in bed to getting up at the crack of dawn and having a cup of coffee in a studio makeup department?  (Crack Up Quotes) It kind of cracks me up when people say I’m hot because I just think that that’s a term that I don’t have to deal with anymore.  (Crack Up Quotes) I wish I had the ability to crack wise, generally. You know, without getting punched. There’s no way I could do it while getting beaten up. Definitely.  (Crack Up Quotes) The flies were teaching an advanced seminar in philosophy as they crawled up the crack of my ass  (Crack Up Quotes) Wake up: all of that ‘crack in the street’ talk? It’s made up, like ‘Jack and the Beanstalk.’  (Crack Up Quotes) There’s a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says  (Crack Up Quotes) You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.  (Crack Up Quotes) A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer.  (Crack Up Quotes) I’m very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn.  (Crack Up Quotes) I can’t give up. It’s a rap thang. And I ain’t goin back to the crack game.  (Crack Up Quotes) No one comes up to me asking for a crack dealer’s number. People come up to me to talk about lyrics, about music, about the band.  (Crack Up Quotes) So many times I’ve wanted to crack up, standing there stiff while seven women are crawling round my toes fixing hems and the designer’s having a freak-out because the denim cuffs are crooked. I’m on the verge of hysteria  (Crack Up Quotes) I’d crack up without my music. It’s the best company you can have, really. It don’t say ‘no’ or ‘maybe,’ or ask no questions  (Crack Up Quotes) The fact that I’m shouting that I have Gangnam style makes people crack up. Imagine if Brad Pitt was singing the song - would it be funny? A twist is important when it comes to writing lyrics  (Crack Up Quotes) A bubble of fear passes up my spine. It’s the feeling of standing on ice and suddenly hearing it crack under your weight - both thrilling and terrifying together  (Crack Up Quotes) Hundreds,’ Joe says. ‘Hundreds and hundreds. But then again, I’m old.’ So old, Jesus was in your math class,’ I say. I crack myself up  (Crack Up Quotes)
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