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Cool Funny Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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Having you in my life made everything better
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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Don't look back you're not going that way
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Me. You (Cool Funny Quotes)
I got 8 more lives, might as well spend 1 chillin’ (Cool Funny Quotes)
If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Cool Funny Quotes)
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini (Cool Funny Quotes)
Yes, I’m crazy. Normal is boring for me (Cool Funny Quotes)
Bitch, please. I was 50 shades of grey before it was cool (Cool Funny Quotes)
Anyone can be cool, but awesome takes practice (Cool Funny Quotes)
Sending’ a shout-out to all my peeps (Cool Funny Quotes)
I did absolutely nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it would be (Cool Funny Quotes)
Don't mind if I don't (Cool Funny Quotes)
Put me in a home, I put you in the ground (Cool Funny Quotes)
Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Cool Funny Quotes)
No matter how hard you try you will never be as cool as this duck (Cool Funny Quotes)
I’ve had great success being a total idiot (Cool Funny Quotes)
I’d love to date somebody cool, fun, funny (Cool Funny Quotes)
You may be cool. But you’ll never be Liam Neeson getting his shoes tied up by Olivia Wilde cool (Cool Funny Quotes)
I'm not lazy, i'm just in energy saving mode (Cool Funny Quotes)
Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you (Cool Funny Quotes)
This is me worried (Cool Funny Quotes)
I’ll never be this cool (Cool Funny Quotes)
You may be cool. But you will never be Mongolian wolf hunter riding home holding the eagle he used to hunt the pelts he's wearing cool (Cool Funny Quotes)
I'm sorry, whats that? i can't hear you over the sound of my deafening awesomeness (Cool Funny Quotes)
You’re just a big pussy! I’m leaving you for a real man!! Sup bruh (Cool Funny Quotes)
Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time (Cool Funny Quotes)
I don't always bark at night (Cool Funny Quotes)
Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone (Cool Funny Quotes)
I'll sleep when i'm dead (Cool Funny Quotes)
You. Me (Cool Funny Quotes)
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