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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
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