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Congress Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options






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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself (Congress Quotes)
I'm glad Congress is taking a vacation from destroying our country (Congress Quotes)
Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it (Congress Quotes)
To hear some men talk of the government, you would suppose that congress was the law of gravitation, and kept the planets in their places (Congress Quotes)
Let me tell you something. They say he lied to Congress. I can think of no better bunch of people to lie to than Congress (Congress Quotes)
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (Congress Quotes)
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think (Congress Quotes)
Congress is back in season (Congress Quotes)
Congress can’t take the year off, election or no election (Congress Quotes)
It is the utmost necessity that this congress be a congress of unity (Congress Quotes)
Congress does investigations better than they do anything else (Congress Quotes)
Congress is not a party which fades when not in power (Congress Quotes)
The two great political parties of the nation have existed for the purpose, each in accordance with its own principles, of undertaking to serve the interests of the whole nation. Their members of the Congress are chosen with that great end in view (Congress Quotes)
The problem... Is that most members of Congress don't pay attention to what's going on (Congress Quotes)
(I told Congress) 'thanks but no thanks' on that bridge to nowhere (Congress Quotes)
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets (Congress Quotes)
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees (Congress Quotes)
The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them (Congress Quotes)
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress (Congress Quotes)
We've had a Congress that's spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop (Congress Quotes)
A one-hour work-week... would minimize the damage that Congress can do (Congress Quotes)
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you (Congress Quotes)
Hey, well, I’ve been a pretty conservative member of congress (Congress Quotes)
Congress: Bingo with billions (Congress Quotes)
We are determined to listen to nothing from the illegal congress (Congress Quotes)
Congress does two things well: nothing and overreacting (Congress Quotes)
Congress is deadlocked and can’t act (Congress Quotes)
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week (Congress Quotes)
The universe is holding congress with itself (Congress Quotes)