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Condom Quotes

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1 1 = 3 if you don’t use a condom  (Condom Quotes) Condoms are like umbrellas. When you have them, it never rains  (Condom Quotes) Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris  (Condom Quotes) So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?  (Condom Quotes) Fear is the condom of life. It doesn’t allow you to enjoy things.  (Condom Quotes) Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons  (Condom Quotes) The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom  (Condom Quotes) Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory  (Condom Quotes) Fear is the condom of life. It doesn’t allow you to enjoy things  (Condom Quotes) An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn’t work  (Condom Quotes) I don’t wear no condom and I don’t plan for no kids  (Condom Quotes) What is it that you think about just before you get a condom? Sex!  (Condom Quotes) Put a condom in their hand and hope it don’t bust  (Condom Quotes) No one has invented a condom for the pen yet  (Condom Quotes) You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom  (Condom Quotes) Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts  (Condom Quotes) I can’t wait to see you wearing nothing but a condom  (Condom Quotes) I can’t believe you’d sleep with someone like me without making me wear a condom  (Condom Quotes) Get your socks off and a condom on  (Condom Quotes) Use a condom. The world doesn’t need another you.  (Condom Quotes) No matter how strong a condom is, it won’t protect you from a broken heart  (Condom Quotes) But certainly in Uganda, mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use  (Condom Quotes)