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Comeback Quotes

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
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