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Christopher Titus Quotes

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Clint Eastwood doesn’t moisturize! But Clint Eastwood needs to moisturize!  (Christopher Titus Quotes) Dad thinks vengeance is the coolest thing about the Lord. That, and turning water into alcohol.  (Christopher Titus Quotes) Why don’t you climb down off the cross, take the wood to build a bridge, and get over it  (Christopher Titus Quotes) They had a big court battle over who got to keep me. Mom won; she made me live with Dad.  (Christopher Titus Quotes) My mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha.  (Christopher Titus Quotes) Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee and die  (Christopher Titus Quotes) Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn’t, you’ll be too hammered to remember  (Christopher Titus Quotes)
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