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Christopher Moore Quotes

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
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Life is an irritation  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Why understand when you can believe  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness  (Christopher Moore Quotes) The medium obscured the message  (Christopher Moore Quotes) People, generally, suck  (Christopher Moore Quotes) So Now You’re Death: Here’s What You’ll Need  (Christopher Moore Quotes) All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Like God’s own chocolate, I’d lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk  (Christopher Moore Quotes) I don’t give a toss about being remembered after my death  (Christopher Moore Quotes) It’s like time travel only, you know, slower...  (Christopher Moore Quotes) If you like what you’re reading, I probably wrote it  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Shoes off in the whale! And don’t try and make a break for the anus.  (Christopher Moore Quotes) You’re going to break my heart, aren’t you?  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Science, you don’t know, looks like magic  (Christopher Moore Quotes) My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate  (Christopher Moore Quotes) The reason I’m writing funny books is that I wish there were more  (Christopher Moore Quotes) One can’t be free without action  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter  (Christopher Moore Quotes) It’s like time travel only, you know, slower  (Christopher Moore Quotes) You sure about this writer thing son?  (Christopher Moore Quotes) He was a writer and words were his weapons  (Christopher Moore Quotes) She’s so small, yet she contains so much evil  (Christopher Moore Quotes) I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry  (Christopher Moore Quotes) I’ve seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores  (Christopher Moore Quotes) He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Science, you don’t know, looks like magic  (Christopher Moore Quotes) The value of the work we do is the value we give to it  (Christopher Moore Quotes) If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Nobody’s perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him  (Christopher Moore Quotes)
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