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Christmas Funny Quotes

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I’m decorating my parents’ house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!  (Christmas Funny Quotes) Don’t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed  (Christmas Funny Quotes) We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas Spectacular.’ Then it was ‘It’s a Very Larry Christmas.’ Now it’s ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.’ I’ll tell you what it is: It’s funny. That’s what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special  (Christmas Funny Quotes) It’s funny how we ‘do’ Christmas. Christmas is not something that we do, it is something that was done. It celebrates the long awaited arrival of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. We had nothing to do with it, but what we can do is praise God for the coming of the Lord, who washed away the sins of the world by dying on the cross.  (Christmas Funny Quotes) I think ‘Elf’ is funny, with Will Ferrell. That’s a great Christmas movie.  (Christmas Funny Quotes) I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin  (Christmas Funny Quotes)