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Chris Hardwick Quotes

It’s so much easier to give advice than to take it Picture Quote #1

Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing Picture Quote #1

Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain Picture Quote #1

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D Picture Quote #1

The difference being that a nerd would wear a D Picture Quote #1

It changed my whole outlook. I lost a decade to self-pity, and the next thing I knew I was turning 40 Picture Quote #1

Don't look back you're not going that way

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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever

I have opinions about the differences between Memphis barbecue and Texas barbecue. Put me in the kitchen and you’ll see how Southern I can be Picture Quote #1

Worry is a misuse of your imagination Picture Quote #1

Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun Picture Quote #1

It’s so much easier to give advice than to take it Picture Quote #1

If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices Picture Quote #1

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who’s on a never-ending quest for improvement Picture Quote #1

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken

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Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is Picture Quote #1

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why Picture Quote #1

Mainstream culture is like your mom: It’s always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well Picture Quote #1

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche Picture Quote #1

Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I’m going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid Picture Quote #1

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You’re paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away Picture Quote #1

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs

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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely

I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don’t care if anybody else gets it Picture Quote #1

Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if the podcast as a medium will ever have the cultural impact that TV and movies do. It may never be super-mainstream Picture Quote #1

Nerdists, unlike nerds, tend to be creators as much as consumers. They’re creative consumers Picture Quote #1

I hate to say it, but because of humanity’s capitalistic nature, money is important Picture Quote #1

There’s a lot of money being generated by nerds right now. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, the list goes on and on. Nerds make more money than our government. And with money comes power Picture Quote #1

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is

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A year from now you'll wish you started today

Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff Picture Quote #1

I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds Picture Quote #1

I’m not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself Picture Quote #1

My mom is a big sports fans. Basketball, football, baseball, whatever. She calls into sports radio shows and gets into shouting matches, that’s how intense she is about it Picture Quote #1

If you’re going into stand-up, you’re hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing Picture Quote #1

I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There’s a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that Picture Quote #1

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It’s so much easier to give advice than to take it (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain (Chris Hardwick Quotes) When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D (Chris Hardwick Quotes) The difference being that a nerd would wear a D (Chris Hardwick Quotes) It changed my whole outlook. I lost a decade to self-pity, and the next thing I knew I was turning 40 (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I have opinions about the differences between Memphis barbecue and Texas barbecue. Put me in the kitchen and you’ll see how Southern I can be (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Worry is a misuse of your imagination (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun (Chris Hardwick Quotes) It’s so much easier to give advice than to take it (Chris Hardwick Quotes) If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices (Chris Hardwick Quotes) No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who’s on a never-ending quest for improvement (Chris Hardwick Quotes) You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Mainstream culture is like your mom: It’s always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I’m going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You’re paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don’t care if anybody else gets it (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I don’t know if the podcast as a medium will ever have the cultural impact that TV and movies do. It may never be super-mainstream (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Nerdists, unlike nerds, tend to be creators as much as consumers. They’re creative consumers (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I hate to say it, but because of humanity’s capitalistic nature, money is important (Chris Hardwick Quotes) There’s a lot of money being generated by nerds right now. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, the list goes on and on. Nerds make more money than our government. And with money comes power (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I’m not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself (Chris Hardwick Quotes) My mom is a big sports fans. Basketball, football, baseball, whatever. She calls into sports radio shows and gets into shouting matches, that’s how intense she is about it (Chris Hardwick Quotes) If you’re going into stand-up, you’re hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There’s a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that (Chris Hardwick Quotes)

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