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Chelsea Handler Quotes
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Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you’re a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It’s rewarding. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl’s best friend 5 days out of the month? (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn’t be telling their wife about it (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I’m not going to blow up just for the sake of it, because it’s on TV. That’s not the issue. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you’re talking about Britney Spears over and over, it’s very hard to keep that interesting. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Britney Spears’ album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We’re in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we’re at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears’ album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn’t want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I don’t like people who drink decaf coffee it’s like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That’s like drinking non alcoholic vodka. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
It’s unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it’s the perfect platform for me. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you’re in the right, you’re in the wrong. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don’t do meth, but maybe if they called meth ‘Stefanie’ I would! (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won’t put out (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I think it’s important to be involved with charities that don’t necessarily reflect what you’re dealing with in your life. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate because there’s nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
It’s a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I’ve been living this life for a long time, and I’m over myself. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
According to Life and Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan’s next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He’s a convicted drug dealer who’s been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I don’t think the problem is telling people you’re on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would’ve told him I was into cannibalism. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
When you have a vision, you have to see it through, and you can make anything happen. You really can, especially in this [entertainment ] industry. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Paula Abdul’s really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she’s going to go crazy-er. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)
I could tell the raciest things these women had ever been involved in was a co-ed game of Connect Four. (Chelsea Handler Quotes)