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Charlie Sheen Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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Together is my favorite place to be
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work






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I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
WINNING! (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
I'm a bitchin' rock star from Mars (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
I have one speed, I have one gear: go! (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
You can't process me with a normal brain (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
Can't is the cancer of happen (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
Let’s talk about something exciting. Me (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
I’m still alive, which is pretty cool (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain. (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
I’ve never met Charlie Sheen (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
In ‘Wall Street,’ Charlie Sheen carried that movie (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
My nards aren’t clean I’ve been partying With Charlie Sheen (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
Rock bottom; that’s a fishing term (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
I don’t believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term. (Charlie Sheen Quotes)
As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? (Charlie Sheen Quotes)