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Chair Quotes

The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your ass in the chair Picture Quote #1

Life is like a beach chair when you can afford one Picture Quote #1

We’re not handling things anymore before they arrive on our doorstep. I like to feel how thin porcelain can be, run my hand over a textile, see if I want to sit in a chair Picture Quote #1

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair Picture Quote #1

Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning Picture Quote #1

I wanted to design a chair which looked like a shrub pruned to look like a chair Picture Quote #1

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The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus and a chair that’s not obtained from Craigslist that keeps poking into his back Picture Quote #1

I was married to a law student, and I used to attend classes with him at Georgetown University Law Center. Being of dramatic bent, I was drawn mainly to Criminal law and Evidence classes. A just-beginning writer, I would find an empty chair and listen, mesmerized, to the lectures Picture Quote #1

Never let a little man to sit on a big chair; that would be a big disaster Picture Quote #1

Let’s discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque Picture Quote #1

I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there’s no such thing as the perfect haircut! Picture Quote #1

Love your parents and treat them with loving care, for you will only know their value when you see their empty chair Picture Quote #1

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The peculiar grace of a shaker chair is due to the fact that it was made by someone capable of believing that an angel might come and sit on it Picture Quote #1

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair Picture Quote #1

Jenny kissed me when we met, jumping from the chair she sat in; time, you thief, who love to get Sweets into your list, put that in. Say I'm weary, say I'm sad, say that health and wealth have missed me; say I'm growing old, but add Jenny kissed me Picture Quote #1

Pulling out the chair beneath your mind and watching you fall upon God what else is there for Hafiz to do that is any fun in this world! Picture Quote #1

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in Picture Quote #1

A true friend encourages us, comforts us, supports us like a big easy chair, offering us a safe refuge from the world Picture Quote #1

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I’ve got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I’m always going to the cemetery Picture Quote #1

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night Picture Quote #1

A woman’s place is in the kitchen... sitting in a comfortable chair, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine and watching her husband cook dinner Picture Quote #1

I’m 43. I’m not ready to sit down in a chair with my name on it yet Picture Quote #1

It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do Picture Quote #1

A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles Picture Quote #1

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A dead dog is more quiet than a house on the steppes, a chair in a empty room Picture Quote #1

Whatever I’m already doing becomes enhanced when I smoke pot. It can also be demotivating, because if I’m not doing anything and I smoke a joint, it enhances just sitting in a chair. Then I don’t even want to get up to change a record. That might not be a bad thing, but you have to get things done once in a while Picture Quote #1

Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat Picture Quote #1

He’s earned all his money himself, with his fists. He didn’t steal it like the rest of our politicians. And he’ll be less tempted to steal if he gets in the chair Picture Quote #1

I am, I said to no one there and no one heard at all, not even a chair Picture Quote #1

Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done Picture Quote #1

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The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your ass in the chair (Chair Quotes) Life is like a beach chair when you can afford one (Chair Quotes) We’re not handling things anymore before they arrive on our doorstep. I like to feel how thin porcelain can be, run my hand over a textile, see if I want to sit in a chair. (Chair Quotes) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair (Chair Quotes) Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning. (Chair Quotes) I wanted to design a chair which looked like a shrub pruned to look like a chair (Chair Quotes) The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus and a chair that’s not obtained from Craigslist that keeps poking into his back. (Chair Quotes) I was married to a law student, and I used to attend classes with him at Georgetown University Law Center. Being of dramatic bent, I was drawn mainly to Criminal law and Evidence classes. A just-beginning writer, I would find an empty chair and listen, mesmerized, to the lectures. (Chair Quotes) Never let a little man to sit on a big chair; that would be a big disaster (Chair Quotes) Let’s discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque (Chair Quotes) I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there’s no such thing as the perfect haircut! (Chair Quotes) Love your parents and treat them with loving care, for you will only know their value when you see their empty chair (Chair Quotes) The peculiar grace of a shaker chair is due to the fact that it was made by someone capable of believing that an angel might come and sit on it (Chair Quotes) My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair (Chair Quotes) Jenny kissed me when we met, jumping from the chair she sat in; time, you thief, who love to get Sweets into your list, put that in. Say I'm weary, say I'm sad, say that health and wealth have missed me; say I'm growing old, but add Jenny kissed me (Chair Quotes) Pulling out the chair beneath your mind and watching you fall upon God what else is there for Hafiz to do that is any fun in this world! (Chair Quotes) I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in (Chair Quotes) A true friend encourages us, comforts us, supports us like a big easy chair, offering us a safe refuge from the world (Chair Quotes) I’ve got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I’m always going to the cemetery (Chair Quotes) I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night (Chair Quotes) A woman’s place is in the kitchen... sitting in a comfortable chair, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine and watching her husband cook dinner (Chair Quotes) I’m 43. I’m not ready to sit down in a chair with my name on it yet (Chair Quotes) It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do (Chair Quotes) A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles (Chair Quotes) A dead dog is more quiet than a house on the steppes, a chair in a empty room (Chair Quotes) Whatever I’m already doing becomes enhanced when I smoke pot. It can also be demotivating, because if I’m not doing anything and I smoke a joint, it enhances just sitting in a chair. Then I don’t even want to get up to change a record. That might not be a bad thing, but you have to get things done once in a while (Chair Quotes) Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat (Chair Quotes) He’s earned all his money himself, with his fists. He didn’t steal it like the rest of our politicians. And he’ll be less tempted to steal if he gets in the chair (Chair Quotes) I am, I said to no one there and no one heard at all, not even a chair (Chair Quotes) Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done (Chair Quotes)

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