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Cats Quotes

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them Picture Quote #1

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong Picture Quote #1

The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever Picture Quote #1

One cat just leads to another. The place is so damned big it doesn’t really seem as though there were many cats until you see them all moving like a mass migration at feeding time Picture Quote #1

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn’t Picture Quote #1

I am a vegetarian because I realized that even little chickens suffer pain and fear, experience a range of feelings and emotions, and are as intelligent as mammals, including dogs, cats, and even some primates Picture Quote #1

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Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music Picture Quote #1

My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should make no impression on your mind Picture Quote #1

Suppose cats became philosophers, they would see a cat universe and have a cat solution of the problem of the universe, and a cat ruling it. So we see from this that our explanation of the universe is not the whole of the solution Picture Quote #1

Those who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they men? Picture Quote #1

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens Picture Quote #1

You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion... Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat’s meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough Picture Quote #1

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I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical cat lovers in the business. If you hate them, I may learn to hate you. If your allergies hate them, I will tolerate the situation to the best of my ability Picture Quote #1

I think I could be a perfectly decent cat. I’ve been around cats long enough to know what the rules of being a cat are. When all else fails, wash. And I think I could master the thing that cats do, where they stalk away pretending they meant to do whatever it was in the first place; showing their wounded dignity Picture Quote #1

The young man knows that he is irretrievably lost. This is no town of cats, he finally realizes. It is the place where he is meant to be lost. It is another world, which has been prepared especially for him. And never again, for all eternity, will the train stop at this station to take him back to the world he came from Picture Quote #1

Sir, this is a unique dog. He does not live by tooth or fang. He respects the right of cats to be cats although he doesn’t admire them. He turns his steps rather than disturb an earnest caterpillar. His greatest fear is that someone will point out a rabbit and suggest that he chase it. This is a dog of peace and tranquility Picture Quote #1

You’ve read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money Picture Quote #1

I’ve had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats Picture Quote #1

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Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off Picture Quote #1

One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it’s affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular Picture Quote #1

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well Picture Quote #1

Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with a saintly expression Picture Quote #1

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person Picture Quote #1

Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility Picture Quote #1

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Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig! He looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal Picture Quote #1

Nowadays we don’t think much of a man’s love for an animal; we laugh at people who are attached to cats. But if we stop loving animals, aren’t we bound to stop loving humans too? Picture Quote #1

What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing about the origin and destiny of cats? Picture Quote #1

At present cats have more purchasing power and influence than the poor of this planet. Accidents of geography and colonial history should no longer determine who gets the fish Picture Quote #1

You know how it is with cats: They don’t really have owners, they have staff Picture Quote #1

With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don’t speak till you are spoken to Picture Quote #1

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A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them (Cats Quotes) Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong (Cats Quotes) The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever (Cats Quotes) One cat just leads to another. The place is so damned big it doesn’t really seem as though there were many cats until you see them all moving like a mass migration at feeding time (Cats Quotes) I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn’t (Cats Quotes) I am a vegetarian because I realized that even little chickens suffer pain and fear, experience a range of feelings and emotions, and are as intelligent as mammals, including dogs, cats, and even some primates (Cats Quotes) Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music (Cats Quotes) My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should make no impression on your mind (Cats Quotes) Suppose cats became philosophers, they would see a cat universe and have a cat solution of the problem of the universe, and a cat ruling it. So we see from this that our explanation of the universe is not the whole of the solution (Cats Quotes) Those who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they men? (Cats Quotes) Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens (Cats Quotes) You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion... Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat’s meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough (Cats Quotes) I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical cat lovers in the business. If you hate them, I may learn to hate you. If your allergies hate them, I will tolerate the situation to the best of my ability (Cats Quotes) I think I could be a perfectly decent cat. I’ve been around cats long enough to know what the rules of being a cat are. When all else fails, wash. And I think I could master the thing that cats do, where they stalk away pretending they meant to do whatever it was in the first place; showing their wounded dignity (Cats Quotes) The young man knows that he is irretrievably lost. This is no town of cats, he finally realizes. It is the place where he is meant to be lost. It is another world, which has been prepared especially for him. And never again, for all eternity, will the train stop at this station to take him back to the world he came from (Cats Quotes) Sir, this is a unique dog. He does not live by tooth or fang. He respects the right of cats to be cats although he doesn’t admire them. He turns his steps rather than disturb an earnest caterpillar. His greatest fear is that someone will point out a rabbit and suggest that he chase it. This is a dog of peace and tranquility (Cats Quotes) You’ve read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money (Cats Quotes) I’ve had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats (Cats Quotes) Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off (Cats Quotes) One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it’s affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular (Cats Quotes) Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well (Cats Quotes) Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with a saintly expression (Cats Quotes) There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person (Cats Quotes) Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility (Cats Quotes) Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig! He looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal (Cats Quotes) Nowadays we don’t think much of a man’s love for an animal; we laugh at people who are attached to cats. But if we stop loving animals, aren’t we bound to stop loving humans too? (Cats Quotes) What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing about the origin and destiny of cats? (Cats Quotes) At present cats have more purchasing power and influence than the poor of this planet. Accidents of geography and colonial history should no longer determine who gets the fish (Cats Quotes) You know how it is with cats: They don’t really have owners, they have staff (Cats Quotes) With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don’t speak till you are spoken to (Cats Quotes)

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