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Carrot Top Quotes

I think Carrot Top is hilarious Picture Quote #1

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you’d laugh Picture Quote #1

I have a home in Orlando. That’s kind of my default ‘getaway’ city Picture Quote #1

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, ‘No, because I’m afraid it wouldn’t look good and wouldn’t come back curly.’ Picture Quote #1

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that’s probably my biggest vice Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be known just as ‘Carrot Top.’ I don’t always want to be this crazy, goofy guy Picture Quote #1

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Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn’t that suck? Picture Quote #1

I’d love to be animated. I’ve always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny Picture Quote #1

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive Picture Quote #1

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook Picture Quote #1

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me Picture Quote #1

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards Picture Quote #1

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I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That’s the path I’d like to follow Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans Picture Quote #1

I’ve got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It’s love-hate; it’s sexy, but not sexy. So it’s either you get it or you don’t Picture Quote #1

What they call ‘alt-comedy’ now is basically what comedy was like in the 80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types Picture Quote #1

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop Picture Quote #1

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can’t cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking Picture Quote #1

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I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. ‘Where did you get it?’ ‘I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can’t even watch their sign?’ Picture Quote #1

I once died my hair blonde, and it looked like an orangey-red carrot top. It was the 80s, and I was trying to look like George Michael. At the time, the ladies loved it, and I loved it too! Picture Quote #1

In movies, you don’t get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it’s good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you’re done with a scene, you’re left asking, ‘Was that funny?’ Picture Quote #1

I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t Picture Quote #1

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they’re part of the same ilk Picture Quote #1

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual Picture Quote #1

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It’s our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people Picture Quote #1

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh Picture Quote #1

I think, over the years, I’ve kind of evolved Picture Quote #1

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials Picture Quote #1

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night Picture Quote #1

I didn’t really have a plan of attack when I got in college Picture Quote #1

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I think Carrot Top is hilarious (Carrot Top Quotes) As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you’d laugh (Carrot Top Quotes) I have a home in Orlando. That’s kind of my default ‘getaway’ city (Carrot Top Quotes) Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, ‘No, because I’m afraid it wouldn’t look good and wouldn’t come back curly.’ (Carrot Top Quotes) I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that’s probably my biggest vice (Carrot Top Quotes) I don’t want to be known just as ‘Carrot Top.’ I don’t always want to be this crazy, goofy guy (Carrot Top Quotes) Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn’t that suck? (Carrot Top Quotes) I’d love to be animated. I’ve always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny (Carrot Top Quotes) I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive (Carrot Top Quotes) My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook (Carrot Top Quotes) Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me (Carrot Top Quotes) I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards (Carrot Top Quotes) I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That’s the path I’d like to follow (Carrot Top Quotes) There’s nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans (Carrot Top Quotes) I’ve got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It’s love-hate; it’s sexy, but not sexy. So it’s either you get it or you don’t (Carrot Top Quotes) What they call ‘alt-comedy’ now is basically what comedy was like in the 80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types. (Carrot Top Quotes) Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop. (Carrot Top Quotes) I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can’t cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. (Carrot Top Quotes) I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. ‘Where did you get it?’ ‘I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can’t even watch their sign?’ (Carrot Top Quotes) I once died my hair blonde, and it looked like an orangey-red carrot top. It was the 80s, and I was trying to look like George Michael. At the time, the ladies loved it, and I loved it too! (Carrot Top Quotes) In movies, you don’t get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it’s good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you’re done with a scene, you’re left asking, ‘Was that funny?’ (Carrot Top Quotes) I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t. (Carrot Top Quotes) But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they’re part of the same ilk. (Carrot Top Quotes) Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. (Carrot Top Quotes) It’s our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people (Carrot Top Quotes) My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh (Carrot Top Quotes) I think, over the years, I’ve kind of evolved (Carrot Top Quotes) The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials (Carrot Top Quotes) My manager has a car payment, so I work every night (Carrot Top Quotes) I didn’t really have a plan of attack when I got in college (Carrot Top Quotes)

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