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Ooohhhh, a carrot  (Carrot Quotes) I saw a carrot. THIS big, no lie  (Carrot Quotes) Ermahgerd kerrerts  (Carrot Quotes) They said carrots would be good for my eyes. They lied  (Carrot Quotes) Mommy, why are people so cruel? It feels like they don’t carrot all  (Carrot Quotes) I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond  (Carrot Quotes) That could be the carrot on the top of the cake  (Carrot Quotes) Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?  (Carrot Quotes) Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick  (Carrot Quotes) Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie  (Carrot Quotes) I think they named the orange before the carrot  (Carrot Quotes) The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution  (Carrot Quotes) I am a rune a carrot a little joke  (Carrot Quotes) I think Carrot Top is hilarious  (Carrot Quotes) Creative freedom is a huge carrot  (Carrot Quotes) Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice  (Carrot Quotes) The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution  (Carrot Quotes) I’d rather eat nothing than eat a carrot  (Carrot Quotes) Why can’t I be comforted by carrots? Why does it have to be chocolate or wine?  (Carrot Quotes) What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet  (Carrot Quotes) I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel  (Carrot Quotes) I think I’ve been on a path ever since I was born, a path of high stress. I put myself, my career, it was a big old juicy carrot right in front of me for all of my life.  (Carrot Quotes) I love carrot cake - that’s probably my favorite - and I’m obsessed with peanut butter. I eat anything with peanut butter - maybe not carrot cake with peanut butter - but, I think I got this from ‘The Parent Trap’: Oreos and peanut butter; I like that. And peanut butter and apples, peanut butter and chocolate.  (Carrot Quotes) For people who are at the bottom economically, the world is becoming a harder and harder place. And yet the incentives to become rich are so great because enormous amounts of wealth are being accumulated. And so those two things, that carrot and stick, are beating people along this trajectory of trying desperately to move up in the world  (Carrot Quotes) I’m not into sugar for kids, but you don’t want your kid to be the carrot kid. There’s always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You’ve got to let them eat a little cake.  (Carrot Quotes) Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.  (Carrot Quotes) The reality of our business is that for every actor who’s rolled up his tent and given up and gone home, the next day you hear about some shoe salesman at Macy’s who had this audition and now he’s Harrison Ford. There’s always that carrot out there in our business.  (Carrot Quotes) Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.  (Carrot Quotes) If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days  (Carrot Quotes)
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