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Carol Burnett Quotes

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me Picture Quote #1

We don’t stop going to school when we graduate Picture Quote #1

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy Picture Quote #1

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful Picture Quote #1

I think we’re here for each other Picture Quote #1

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes

I don’t eat much meat, fish, or poultry Picture Quote #1

I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these? Picture Quote #1

When you have a dream, you’ve got to grab it and never let go Picture Quote #1

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn’t have the protection that a newspaper has Picture Quote #1

I’m really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh Picture Quote #1

It’s also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I’ve been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That’s why we’re here, after all, to help others Picture Quote #1

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes

You’d get on the plane; and every single person is somebody really, really famous. It just killed me. On one flight you’d have Linda Gray, O.J. Simpson, Robert De Niro, Carol Burnett, Loni Anderson and Burt Reynolds... and Francis Ford Coppola Picture Quote #1

$I took my first acting class at age 6 because I found out that’s what Carol Burnett was doing - acting. Also she had an imaginary friend as a kid and went to UCLA, two things we have in common. I will always admire her and hope one day, I can make someone laugh a fraction as hard as she’s made me bellyache Picture Quote #1$

Carol Burnett probably had the biggest influence on me as kid. Although I was very young and watched her a lot in reruns, I was mesmerized by the way she transformed, by her physical comedy and the rolling laughter from the live studio audience. I loved her most as Scarlett O’Hara and her well known Cleaning Lady character Picture Quote #1

In 57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door Picture Quote #1

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres Picture Quote #1

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain Picture Quote #1

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances Picture Quote #1

I’m glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn’t spend the money today Picture Quote #1

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you’d call it welfare, what we called relief Picture Quote #1

I always was trying to make people laugh as a kid. I was a big fan of Carol Burnett and Gilda Radner. I watched them and I remember feeling as a child, when I heard the laughter they got, a little jealous that they made someone laugh like that Picture Quote #1

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she’s worked twice as hard to get there, she’s had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she’s in control Picture Quote #1

What would be a show that I would rescue? If I could bring anything back, it would be ‘The Carol Burnett Show’. Tim Conway is just... I just watched him so many times do stuff over and over. He’s just so amazing Picture Quote #1

A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right Picture Quote #1

I think we’re here for each other Picture Quote #1

I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will Picture Quote #1

On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we’d sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing Picture Quote #1

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That’s an education in itself Picture Quote #1

I don’t remember a time when I wasn’t waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me (Carol Burnett Quotes) We don’t stop going to school when we graduate (Carol Burnett Quotes) I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin (Carol Burnett Quotes) I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy (Carol Burnett Quotes) No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful (Carol Burnett Quotes) I think we’re here for each other (Carol Burnett Quotes) I don’t eat much meat, fish, or poultry (Carol Burnett Quotes) I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these? (Carol Burnett Quotes) When you have a dream, you’ve got to grab it and never let go (Carol Burnett Quotes) You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn’t have the protection that a newspaper has (Carol Burnett Quotes) I’m really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. (Carol Burnett Quotes) It’s also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I’ve been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That’s why we’re here, after all, to help others. (Carol Burnett Quotes) You’d get on the plane; and every single person is somebody really, really famous. It just killed me. On one flight you’d have Linda Gray, O.J. Simpson, Robert De Niro, Carol Burnett, Loni Anderson and Burt Reynolds... and Francis Ford Coppola (Carol Burnett Quotes) I took my first acting class at age 6 because I found out that’s what Carol Burnett was doing - acting. Also she had an imaginary friend as a kid and went to UCLA, two things we have in common. I will always admire her and hope one day, I can make someone laugh a fraction as hard as she’s made me bellyache (Carol Burnett Quotes) Carol Burnett probably had the biggest influence on me as kid. Although I was very young and watched her a lot in reruns, I was mesmerized by the way she transformed, by her physical comedy and the rolling laughter from the live studio audience. I loved her most as Scarlett O’Hara and her well known Cleaning Lady character (Carol Burnett Quotes) In 57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door (Carol Burnett Quotes) My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres (Carol Burnett Quotes) As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain (Carol Burnett Quotes) I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances (Carol Burnett Quotes) I’m glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn’t spend the money today (Carol Burnett Quotes) Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you’d call it welfare, what we called relief (Carol Burnett Quotes) I always was trying to make people laugh as a kid. I was a big fan of Carol Burnett and Gilda Radner. I watched them and I remember feeling as a child, when I heard the laughter they got, a little jealous that they made someone laugh like that (Carol Burnett Quotes) I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she’s worked twice as hard to get there, she’s had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she’s in control (Carol Burnett Quotes) What would be a show that I would rescue? If I could bring anything back, it would be ‘The Carol Burnett Show’. Tim Conway is just... I just watched him so many times do stuff over and over. He’s just so amazing (Carol Burnett Quotes) If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right (Carol Burnett Quotes) I think we’re here for each other (Carol Burnett Quotes) I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will. (Carol Burnett Quotes) On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we’d sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing. (Carol Burnett Quotes) You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That’s an education in itself. (Carol Burnett Quotes) I don’t remember a time when I wasn’t waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee. (Carol Burnett Quotes)

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