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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes