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Carl Barron Quotes

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My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he’s strangling a chicken when he farts  (Carl Barron Quotes) I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don’t fart once. I go on a date and I’ve got twenty in the bank straight away  (Carl Barron Quotes)