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Burp Quotes

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs Picture Quote #1

I burp like everyone else and I’m promiscuous Picture Quote #1

I burp, I fart. I’m a real woman Picture Quote #1

I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else Picture Quote #1

After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in a magazine; a gourmet, repressing his burp, criticizes the food in the same magazine; a gourmand belches happily and tells everybody where he ate; a glutton empraces the white porcelain alter, or more plainly, he barfs Picture Quote #1

I’m kind of a nervous person in general. I’m socially awkward. I’m not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot Picture Quote #1

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Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across at this point in my life Picture Quote #1

I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then Picture Quote #1

Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across at this point in my life Picture Quote #1

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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs (Burp Quotes) I burp like everyone else and I’m promiscuous (Burp Quotes) I burp, I fart. I’m a real woman (Burp Quotes) I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else (Burp Quotes) After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in a magazine; a gourmet, repressing his burp, criticizes the food in the same magazine; a gourmand belches happily and tells everybody where he ate; a glutton empraces the white porcelain alter, or more plainly, he barfs (Burp Quotes) I’m kind of a nervous person in general. I’m socially awkward. I’m not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot (Burp Quotes) Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across at this point in my life (Burp Quotes) I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then (Burp Quotes) Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across at this point in my life. (Burp Quotes)