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Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield  (Bug Quotes) She watched me with a creepy sort of detached curiosity, as if I were a bug crawling across the sidewalk in front of her. I wondered briefly if she was the ant stomper type  (Bug Quotes) Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn’t know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over  (Bug Quotes) Whenever I go to work I wear a jacket and a tie, because I’m inherently quite lazy, and my books take so long to do, and my publishers don’t bug me, so it’s so easy to fool yourself into thinking you’re working harder than you really are  (Bug Quotes) Wearing this kind of costume is not something I fantasize about. It’s not natural, it’s not comfortable. I don’t see myself as this. But it gives you dramatic license to do almost anything when you’re dressed as a bug  (Bug Quotes) There are still some other things to do, so don’t think if I didn’t fix your favorite bug that your bug report is in the bit bucket  (Bug Quotes) I never could have thought of it, to have a little bug all lit and made to go on wings  (Bug Quotes) How here he sipped, how there he plundered snug, and sucked all over, like an industrious bug  (Bug Quotes) If I can fool a bug... I can surely fool a man. People are not as smart as bugs  (Bug Quotes) On a Bioware game, if I say anything that’s not on the page, It would create a bug in the system, and it would kick back, and I would have to do it again due the technical demands they deal with  (Bug Quotes) I’ve always traveled, as a kid my parents moved me around, a different place in Germany every four years. But I got the travel bug when I was a kid, living in different countries  (Bug Quotes) I think they can co-exist. You don’t have to put one down for another. I’ve been bitten by the acting bug, and where it takes me, it won’t take away from the music  (Bug Quotes) It’s American Alternative radio stations that bug me. We’re considered Alternative, but don’t expect us to be played next to Blink 182 and Offspring. We’re hardly of that generation  (Bug Quotes) You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don’t feel good enough about myself to not date you  (Bug Quotes) He’s the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn’t mean he doesn’t bug me and I’m sure I bug him sometimes  (Bug Quotes) People look at me and keep walking - but you can tell they know who I am. I want them to bug me. Its gonna be a sad day when they dont  (Bug Quotes) Critics who attack my wife bug me. It makes me want to pay ‘em a visit so I could give ‘em a good punch in the nose  (Bug Quotes) Mark Twain said, The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bug. Fill your book with lightning  (Bug Quotes) When you’re fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp  (Bug Quotes) I grew up in New Mexico, and the older I get, I have less need for contemporary culture and big cities and all the stuff we are bombarded with. I am happier at my ranch in the middle of nowhere watching a bug carry leaves across the grass, listening to silence, riding my horse, and being in open space  (Bug Quotes) My father had the bug. Ever since I can remember walking, he was waking me up at 5 in the morning to go to flea markets. As a kid, I couldn’t really stand it, but as I grew up, I became that guy, and when I have kids, I am going to be doing the same thing  (Bug Quotes) I started doing community theatre as a way to make friends, and that was when I caught the acting bug  (Bug Quotes) Your car should drive itself. It’s amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It’s a bug that cars were invented before computers.  (Bug Quotes) It turns out that American Express honors recurring payments even if the vendor is unable to supply an accurate card number and expiration date. An Amex phone representative said this is a feature, not a bug, which makes sure my bills are paid.  (Bug Quotes) I started doing my own animated movies when I was in ninth grade; that’s when I got the filmmaking bug. When I was about 16, I started writing jokes for doing stand up, and then I was 19 and started doing stand up.  (Bug Quotes) I’ve always resented the force of attraction that traps me here on Planet Earth. It makes me feel like a bug stuck to a piece of duct tape. Ever since my teenage years, when I used to read a lot of science fiction and took it much too seriously, I’ve dreamed of somehow reaching escape velocity. I am, you might say, anti-gravity.  (Bug Quotes) I grew up dancing my whole life, and I always kind of perceived that’s what I would do professionally. But when I caught the acting bug, I knew I needed to go with no turning back.  (Bug Quotes) You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don’t feel good enough about myself to not date you.  (Bug Quotes) I’m empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me.  (Bug Quotes) Here is what I am not going to do: I am not going to go to a restaurant, take pictures of my food, download them, and call that a blog. That is beyond the pale. The Internet is such a bazaar of self-indulgences that I don’t know why that particular one should bug me so much. But it really does.  (Bug Quotes)
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