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Brian Regan Quotes

Hooked on Phonics worked for me Picture Quote #1

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish Picture Quote #1

I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise in there, make it 50/50. Cran-apple. Grapes? Cran-grape. Mangos? Cran-mango. Pork chops? Cran-chop! Picture Quote #1

Mmmm! Lunch and no clean up!! Can life get better? I submit that it CANNOT!! Picture Quote #1

You know what’s fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 ‘Just Because’ cards. They can’t even ask you why you did it Picture Quote #1

I’m honored that other comedians like what I do. That means the world to me. But at the same time when I’m on stage I’m not just trying to make the comedians laugh - I’m also trying to make the audience laugh. I want to make everybody laugh Picture Quote #1

Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes

I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes

Every comedian works differently. Some comedians might do just observational stuff and they don’t do anything personal, and other people.. everything they do is personal and they don’t do any observational stuff at all. There’s no right or wrong, it’s just that everybody picks their own approach Picture Quote #1

When you’re onstage, it’s a communication technique when you make people laugh. You’re communicating. You’re communicating with other human beings and when they laugh you know that you’re connecting. Laughing is an honest reaction and it’s something that I can trust, and I love that feeling of knowing that I connected Picture Quote #1

I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. ... I slaughtered a man! Just like a pig! Put him on a spit and put an apple in his mouth! Picture Quote #1

Don’t let dialog about your company happen without your perspective Picture Quote #1

My parents didn’t know what to do with me. They got me into Little League Baseball, I played out in right field, cause I stunk Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny Picture Quote #1

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes

I am happy doing standup so I don’t ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn’t mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative Picture Quote #1

You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it’s just a way to pop the bubble. I don’t do that thing onstage usually, but offstage sometimes I might Picture Quote #1

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That’s a nice relaxing drive. Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge Picture Quote #1

I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you Picture Quote #1

I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult circumstances Picture Quote #1

The big yellow one is the sun! Picture Quote #1

You had me at hello - Love Quotes

A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes

Do not stand directly in front of a cannon... how true that is Picture Quote #1

I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you Picture Quote #1

I am happy doing standup so I don’t ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn’t mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative Picture Quote #1

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I’m not gonna open two jars. I can’t be opening and closing all kinds of jars. And who knows how many knives! Picture Quote #1

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this... skirmish Picture Quote #1

I think comedy is a good way to deal with anything. I hear about people in the hospital who are ill, and they use humor to help them through it. I think it’s a great remedy for many things Picture Quote #1

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes

A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road Picture Quote #1

Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there’s a blender going off in the background Picture Quote #1

Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you Picture Quote #1

You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it’s just a way to pop the bubble. I don’t do that thing onstage usually, but offstage sometimes I might Picture Quote #1

I don’t take jokes from other people. It’s really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It’s not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Text Quotes

Hooked on Phonics worked for me (Brian Regan Quotes) Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish. (Brian Regan Quotes) I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise in there, make it 50/50. Cran-apple. Grapes? Cran-grape. Mangos? Cran-mango. Pork chops? Cran-chop! (Brian Regan Quotes) Mmmm! Lunch and no clean up!! Can life get better? I submit that it CANNOT!! (Brian Regan Quotes) You know what’s fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 ‘Just Because’ cards. They can’t even ask you why you did it (Brian Regan Quotes) I’m honored that other comedians like what I do. That means the world to me. But at the same time when I’m on stage I’m not just trying to make the comedians laugh - I’m also trying to make the audience laugh. I want to make everybody laugh (Brian Regan Quotes) Every comedian works differently. Some comedians might do just observational stuff and they don’t do anything personal, and other people.. everything they do is personal and they don’t do any observational stuff at all. There’s no right or wrong, it’s just that everybody picks their own approach (Brian Regan Quotes) When you’re onstage, it’s a communication technique when you make people laugh. You’re communicating. You’re communicating with other human beings and when they laugh you know that you’re connecting. Laughing is an honest reaction and it’s something that I can trust, and I love that feeling of knowing that I connected (Brian Regan Quotes) I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. ... I slaughtered a man! Just like a pig! Put him on a spit and put an apple in his mouth! (Brian Regan Quotes) Don’t let dialog about your company happen without your perspective (Brian Regan Quotes) My parents didn’t know what to do with me. They got me into Little League Baseball, I played out in right field, cause I stunk. (Brian Regan Quotes) It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny. (Brian Regan Quotes) I am happy doing standup so I don’t ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn’t mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative. (Brian Regan Quotes) You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it’s just a way to pop the bubble. I don’t do that thing onstage usually, but offstage sometimes I might. (Brian Regan Quotes) I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That’s a nice relaxing drive. Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge. (Brian Regan Quotes) I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you. (Brian Regan Quotes) I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult circumstances (Brian Regan Quotes) The big yellow one is the sun! (Brian Regan Quotes) Do not stand directly in front of a cannon... how true that is (Brian Regan Quotes) I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don’t fake laugh. If they’re truly laughing at you, you know they like you (Brian Regan Quotes) I am happy doing standup so I don’t ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn’t mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative (Brian Regan Quotes) You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I’m not gonna open two jars. I can’t be opening and closing all kinds of jars. And who knows how many knives! (Brian Regan Quotes) Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this... skirmish (Brian Regan Quotes) I think comedy is a good way to deal with anything. I hear about people in the hospital who are ill, and they use humor to help them through it. I think it’s a great remedy for many things (Brian Regan Quotes) A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road (Brian Regan Quotes) Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there’s a blender going off in the background (Brian Regan Quotes) Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you (Brian Regan Quotes) You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it’s just a way to pop the bubble. I don’t do that thing onstage usually, but offstage sometimes I might (Brian Regan Quotes) I don’t take jokes from other people. It’s really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It’s not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different (Brian Regan Quotes) It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny (Brian Regan Quotes)

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