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Boris Johnson Quotes

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative Picture Quote #1

I’d like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton Picture Quote #1

I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work Picture Quote #1

My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg Picture Quote #1

The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition Picture Quote #1

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas Picture Quote #1

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Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books Picture Quote #1

Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything Picture Quote #1

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive Picture Quote #1

I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around Picture Quote #1

I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick Picture Quote #1

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis Picture Quote #1

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But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors Picture Quote #1

Napoleon, Hitler, various people tried this out, and it ends tragically. The EU is an attempt to do this by different methods . . . there is no underlying loyalty to the idea of Europ Picture Quote #1

Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It’s time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth - is where it’s happening Picture Quote #1

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall Picture Quote #1

Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff Picture Quote #1

I don’t see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects Picture Quote #1

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When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity Picture Quote #1

I would ban sweets from school - but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much Picture Quote #1

We need to look at our nannying, mollycoddled, politically correct culture in my view, which stops kids from going out and playing competitive sport. I also think we need to look at the shear fatness of the regulations which control people who want to help kids play sport Picture Quote #1

Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another Picture Quote #1

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis Picture Quote #1

Since January 1993 there have been 27 other countries not in the EU that have done better than the UK at exporting goods into the single market Picture Quote #1

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The volunteering spirit of Londoners is part of what makes this the best big city on earth Picture Quote #1

I promised to run the most open and transparent administration in Britain. That is why, with this brutally honest and unprecedented progress report, I am determined to level with Londoners Picture Quote #1

We are experiencing such large support for the Olympic relay that our advice is to stay in your neighbourhood, stay in your borough and wait for it to come near you Picture Quote #1

What I worry about is that people are losing confidence, losing energy, losing enthusiasm, and there’s a real opportunity to get them into work Picture Quote #1

Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work Picture Quote #1

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3 Picture Quote #1

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The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative (Boris Johnson Quotes) I’d like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton (Boris Johnson Quotes) I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work (Boris Johnson Quotes) My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg (Boris Johnson Quotes) The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition (Boris Johnson Quotes) The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas (Boris Johnson Quotes) Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books (Boris Johnson Quotes) Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything (Boris Johnson Quotes) My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive (Boris Johnson Quotes) I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around (Boris Johnson Quotes) I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick (Boris Johnson Quotes) I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis (Boris Johnson Quotes) But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors (Boris Johnson Quotes) Napoleon, Hitler, various people tried this out, and it ends tragically. The EU is an attempt to do this by different methods . . . there is no underlying loyalty to the idea of Europ (Boris Johnson Quotes) Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It’s time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth - is where it’s happening (Boris Johnson Quotes) It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall (Boris Johnson Quotes) Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff (Boris Johnson Quotes) I don’t see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects (Boris Johnson Quotes) When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity (Boris Johnson Quotes) I would ban sweets from school - but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much (Boris Johnson Quotes) We need to look at our nannying, mollycoddled, politically correct culture in my view, which stops kids from going out and playing competitive sport. I also think we need to look at the shear fatness of the regulations which control people who want to help kids play sport (Boris Johnson Quotes) Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another. (Boris Johnson Quotes) I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. (Boris Johnson Quotes) Since January 1993 there have been 27 other countries not in the EU that have done better than the UK at exporting goods into the single market. (Boris Johnson Quotes) The volunteering spirit of Londoners is part of what makes this the best big city on earth (Boris Johnson Quotes) I promised to run the most open and transparent administration in Britain. That is why, with this brutally honest and unprecedented progress report, I am determined to level with Londoners. (Boris Johnson Quotes) We are experiencing such large support for the Olympic relay that our advice is to stay in your neighbourhood, stay in your borough and wait for it to come near you. (Boris Johnson Quotes) What I worry about is that people are losing confidence, losing energy, losing enthusiasm, and there’s a real opportunity to get them into work. (Boris Johnson Quotes) Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work (Boris Johnson Quotes) Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3 (Boris Johnson Quotes)

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