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Bob Saget Quotes

A year from now you'll wish you started today
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You had me at hello
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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Together is my favorite place to be
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.  (Bob Saget Quotes) Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.  (Bob Saget Quotes) My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure  (Bob Saget Quotes) Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored  (Bob Saget Quotes) It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too  (Bob Saget Quotes) I don’t like the negative of reality tv - the ‘you’re no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.’ It’s all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody  (Bob Saget Quotes) I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at the Laugh Factory  (Bob Saget Quotes) I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don’t love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I’ve got three daughters so we’ll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff  (Bob Saget Quotes) Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that’s really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation  (Bob Saget Quotes) Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too  (Bob Saget Quotes) The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. and it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it  (Bob Saget Quotes) There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that’s about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don’t see another comedian who I put in high regard as him  (Bob Saget Quotes) Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House  (Bob Saget Quotes) Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.  (Bob Saget Quotes) Soon, I’m going to meet somebody around my own age, and she’s going to be smart and beautiful, and I’m going to date her daughter.  (Bob Saget Quotes) Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.  (Bob Saget Quotes) It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.  (Bob Saget Quotes) Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.  (Bob Saget Quotes) I love my mom! You can too for $12!  (Bob Saget Quotes) What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating  (Bob Saget Quotes) It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive  (Bob Saget Quotes) I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing  (Bob Saget Quotes) 25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene  (Bob Saget Quotes) Soon, I’m going to meet somebody around my own age, and she’s going to be smart and beautiful, and I’m going to date her daughter  (Bob Saget Quotes) I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy  (Bob Saget Quotes)
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