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Birthday Wishes Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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Having you in my life made everything better
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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Don't look back you're not going that way
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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Happy birthday you magnificent bastard (Birthday Wishes Quotes)
Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday (Birthday Wishes Quotes)
Happy Birthday. Make a wish! (Birthday Wishes Quotes)
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live (Birthday Wishes Quotes)
I'm happy on your birthday because you're one year closer to being dead (Birthday Wishes Quotes)
It's always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet (Birthday Wishes Quotes)
A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted (Birthday Wishes Quotes)
Happy birthday babe! (Birthday Wishes Quotes)
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