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Birthday Quotes

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
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I’d be much more into your birthday if it was my birthday  (Birthday Quotes) With a recent birthday, I’ve been acting now for twenty years  (Birthday Quotes) On Father’s Day, we again wish you all happy birthday  (Birthday Quotes) I was fired by ‘America’s Next Top Model’ on my birthday  (Birthday Quotes) The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once  (Birthday Quotes) Daddy I’m just little But I love you BIG Happy Birthday Big Daddy  (Birthday Quotes) I’m not a big birthday guy; I never have been  (Birthday Quotes) I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo  (Birthday Quotes) All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much  (Birthday Quotes) Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire  (Birthday Quotes) My mom and my father’s birthday are on the same day  (Birthday Quotes) I do things every day for my birthday. I’m just not a party girl.  (Birthday Quotes) My mother always bought our birthday gifts  (Birthday Quotes) For Tim Burton’s birthday I gave him a rainbow beetle. He loved it!  (Birthday Quotes) For my sister’s 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram  (Birthday Quotes) This kid has more mood swings than a toddler’s birthday party  (Birthday Quotes) I like to be in my birthday suit as much as possible  (Birthday Quotes) Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday  (Birthday Quotes) Just hit my 75th birthday, I’m feeling great!  (Birthday Quotes) Oh, give me back the good old days of fifty years ago," has been the cry ever since Adam's fifty-first birthday  (Birthday Quotes) The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape  (Birthday Quotes) Happy Birthday to someone who's too young to know why there's an "e" in front of "ecard."  (Birthday Quotes) When you're feeding the second coachload of tourists that day you aren't thinking about the birthday party for fifty next week  (Birthday Quotes) What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away  (Birthday Quotes) I did two things on my seventy fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army  (Birthday Quotes) I have to mime at parties when everyone sings Happy Birthday... Mime or mumble and rumble and growl and grunt so deep that only moles, manta rays and mushrooms can hear me  (Birthday Quotes) When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way  (Birthday Quotes) Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!  (Birthday Quotes) If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire ware before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed  (Birthday Quotes) It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution  (Birthday Quotes)
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