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Birthday Quotes

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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Having you in my life made everything better
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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A year from now you'll wish you started today
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My 21st birthday was awesome. I was in L.A., and it was great. I had a bunch of friends that came out. The night ended up in a completely different direction than we thought it was going to go.  (Birthday Quotes) If you catch me lying, it’s probably because I’m about to surprise someone for their birthday, or hide away the specific details about a company getaway to a strange but amazing place.  (Birthday Quotes) I like to go to anybody else’s birthday, and if I’m invited I’m a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don’t care.  (Birthday Quotes) Celebrating Christmas without Christ is like celebrating George Washington’s birthday without mentioning the first president.  (Birthday Quotes) Is it not that, in the chain of human events, the birthday of the nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Saviour?  (Birthday Quotes) I can remember the three restaurant experiences of my childhood. All I wanted to do on my birthday was to go to the Automat in New York... but I don’t know if you consider that a real restaurant.  (Birthday Quotes) My parents explained: You can either have a big Christmas and birthday present or we’ll go abroad. We’d say: Let’s go abroad! We had a lovely childhood.  (Birthday Quotes) I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children’s birthdays too.  (Birthday Quotes) Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!  (Birthday Quotes) Growing up, my birthday was always Confederate Memorial Day. It helped to create this profound sense of awareness about the Civil War and the 100 years between the Civil War and the civil rights movement and my parents’ then-illegal and interracial marriage.  (Birthday Quotes) I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis’ birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days.  (Birthday Quotes) Imagine my delight and awe when I discovered such a thing was a real genre - contemporary fantasy or urban fantasy. It was like having my birthday twice in one week and cookie dough for breakfast.  (Birthday Quotes) One year I was given a birthday present I’ll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver  (Birthday Quotes) You’ve reached your 60th birthday, Bill To the year, the day, the hour You’ve been a lifelong country boy Along with Lily, your flower And Robin...that’s the name of a bird And Dawn...that says it all  (Birthday Quotes) By the time I was seven, I did a sonnet at Shakespeare’s Globe theatre for Shakespeare’s birthday because my dad had been at the first season of the Globe and was friends with the artistic director. Somehow, that lead to me doing a sonnet!  (Birthday Quotes) Now, they’re saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.  (Birthday Quotes) Don’t think that even an engineer, when he buys a motor, takes it to bits to scrutinize it. Even he as a specialist buys from the external appearance. A motor ought to look like a birthday present.  (Birthday Quotes) When you’re an expert in a subject, you can retain new factoids on your favorite topic easily. This only works for the subjects you’re truly passionate about, though. Baseball fans can reel off stats for their favorite players, then space out on their own birthday.  (Birthday Quotes) For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it up with cat litter.  (Birthday Quotes) The first glimpse I had of what Mario Batali’s friends had described to me as the ‘myth of Mario’ was on a cold Saturday night in January 2002, when I invited him to a birthday dinner.  (Birthday Quotes) My birthday began with the water - Birds and the birds of the winged trees flying my name  (Birthday Quotes) A year after I started college, I had no clue what I wanted to do. My mother said, forget everything else-if it were your birthday today, what would you do? I thought, I would play with makeup at the department store. So she said, do that!  (Birthday Quotes) Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’  (Birthday Quotes) Valentine’s Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I’ll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine’s Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.  (Birthday Quotes) When the necessary eleven days were added, George Washington’s birthday, which fell on February 11, 1731, Old Style, became February 22, 1732, New Style.  (Birthday Quotes) I havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures.  (Birthday Quotes) Good families always ritualize the table. You can say, This is a Christmas meal; this is a birthday meal.  (Birthday Quotes) My mom had me at 16 and took me every place she went. I remember going on peace marches. She tried to take me to Woodstock - it was pouring rain. It was on my birthday, and I was crying so much in the car they turned the car around and dumped me at my grandmother’s house... I had a little attitude.  (Birthday Quotes) Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It’s the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don’t like at work where you stop everything to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to someone. I feel like that’s for children.  (Birthday Quotes) If all else fails, I could go to a train station and open up my saxophone case and make some bucks. I can do Mary Had A Little Lamb, I can do Happy Birthday.  (Birthday Quotes)
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