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Birthday Quotes

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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I’ve died so many times. I’m 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was by knife, or electrocution or drowning or being thrown off a building or whatever it might have been. I’ve died a lot of times!  (Birthday Quotes) I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say ‘I do’ and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom’s birthday.  (Birthday Quotes) My mom won’t let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it’s TK Maxx or a birthday occasion  (Birthday Quotes) My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game  (Birthday Quotes) I’m one of those people who had Christmas and my birthday always combined, and generally, my birthday was pretty much ignored. But my parents are always good about making some kind of special effort to make me feel like I also have a birthday that exists.  (Birthday Quotes) This birthday verse is little and I want you to know and see, that you’re someone very special especially to me.  (Birthday Quotes) This special birthday greeting, is sent from me to you, you are a wonderful lady, hope all your wishes come true.  (Birthday Quotes) My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I’m good, she’ll give me the other one next year.  (Birthday Quotes) If I’m about to forget my kid’s birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it.  (Birthday Quotes) John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I’m on borrowed time.  (Birthday Quotes) I saw Richard Linklater’s film ‘Slacker’ for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.  (Birthday Quotes) I’m a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory  (Birthday Quotes) I have an ambivalent relationship with Margaret Thatcher. She came to power in May 1979 - a month before my 11th birthday. I was far too young to have developed a great deal of political awareness. I remember it, though - my mother excited at the dinner table because Britain had its first female prime minister.  (Birthday Quotes) Nicole will come up in conversations where it’s in a part of the conversation. Or we may be somewhere and I would tell some story about their mother and I. You know, we always honor her birthday.  (Birthday Quotes) I believe that at least 70 percent of parenting goes to the mother. In our house, I’m the one who knows about all the school stuff, helps with the homework, organizes the play dates, and remembers the birthday parties.  (Birthday Quotes) My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She’d put it in the shopping cart and we’d walk out. I was raised with that.  (Birthday Quotes) Every night, I was read to. Every Friday, we were taken to the library. I always received at least one book for my birthday. I have a few of them yet. Early on, I had my own collection of books. I loved to read. Still do.  (Birthday Quotes) My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister’s ‘Little Mermaid’ - themed birthday party when I was little.  (Birthday Quotes) It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years.  (Birthday Quotes) I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’  (Birthday Quotes) The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.  (Birthday Quotes) I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids’ birthday parties  (Birthday Quotes) I have ‘Happy Birthday’ in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties.  (Birthday Quotes) Other people’s children’s birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.  (Birthday Quotes) I learned to dance at quinceañeras - big [15th] birthday parties for Spanish girls. It was always funny to bring the white guy out [on the floor] and let him look like a fool.  (Birthday Quotes) Success happened little by little for me. I tasted the flavor of fame in small doses: I started at 10 years old when I won a music contest; I was performing at birthday parties, company meetings.  (Birthday Quotes) I would always say I’m doing a video project. About dancing or birthday parties. Of course, the video becomes more than that. It goes deeper than that. But it’s not a lie. It’s a starting point.  (Birthday Quotes) I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It’s a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.  (Birthday Quotes) I’m not into sugar for kids, but you don’t want your kid to be the carrot kid. There’s always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You’ve got to let them eat a little cake.  (Birthday Quotes) I’ve had some parents ask me to do private birthday parties for their students, which I can’t do, but it’s an honor that they even ask. I love the feedback I get from parents on my music, it’s so awesome.  (Birthday Quotes)
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