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Billy Crystal Quotes

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
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Don’t give up your power  (Billy Crystal Quotes) I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving  (Billy Crystal Quotes) I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.  (Billy Crystal Quotes) I’m comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish  (Billy Crystal Quotes) To be good, you need to believe in what you’re doing  (Billy Crystal Quotes) Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck’s puff pastries  (Billy Crystal Quotes) Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the 70s  (Billy Crystal Quotes) Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change  (Billy Crystal Quotes) When comedy is good, it’s jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It’s all melody to me  (Billy Crystal Quotes) My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour  (Billy Crystal Quotes) If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it  (Billy Crystal Quotes) I didn’t rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing  (Billy Crystal Quotes) I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving  (Billy Crystal Quotes) I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn  (Billy Crystal Quotes) Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams  (Billy Crystal Quotes) You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything. You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back  (Billy Crystal Quotes) The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.  (Billy Crystal Quotes) That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul  (Billy Crystal Quotes) A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.  (Billy Crystal Quotes) Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.  (Billy Crystal Quotes) I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.  (Billy Crystal Quotes) Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.  (Billy Crystal Quotes) I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby - I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come  (Billy Crystal Quotes) I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl  (Billy Crystal Quotes) I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade  (Billy Crystal Quotes) Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I’d always go off book and start improvising.  (Billy Crystal Quotes) Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child  (Billy Crystal Quotes) Change is such hard work  (Billy Crystal Quotes) You give up your dream, you give up  (Billy Crystal Quotes) It is better to look good than to feel good  (Billy Crystal Quotes)
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