Before coffee. After coffee

Before coffee. After coffee

Before coffee:

Before coffee, I am a zombie stumbling through the morning routine. My eyes are half-closed, my brain is foggy, and my movements are slow and clumsy. I can barely string together a coherent sentence, let alone tackle any tasks that require actual brainpower. I am a shell of a human being, barely functioning and desperately in need of a pick-me-up.

After coffee:

After coffee, I am a whole new person. The transformation is almost magical. Suddenly, my eyes are wide open, my brain is firing on all cylinders, and my movements are quick and precise. I am alert, focused, and ready to take on the world. I feel like I can conquer anything that comes my way, all thanks to that glorious cup of coffee.

Funny coffee moments:

There are countless funny moments that come from the before and after coffee transformation. From accidentally putting salt in my coffee instead of sugar to trying to have a coherent conversation with someone before my first cup, the struggle is real. But the real comedy gold comes from the moments when I am fully caffeinated and feeling invincible.

One time, I was so hyped up on coffee that I decided to try and juggle my coffee mug, only to end up spilling it all over myself. Another time, I was so wired that I started dancing around the kitchen to my coffee maker's beeping, much to the amusement of my family. And who could forget the time I tried to have a serious conversation with my cat after my morning brew, only to end up meowing back at her?