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The most luxurious item is a beautiful bed and beautiful, simple sheets (Bed Sheets Quotes)
This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed sheet, talking Aramaic, maybe parting the waters in the bathtub occasionally, just to keep in practice? (Bed Sheets Quotes)
Don’t date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn’t put them there just for you) (Bed Sheets Quotes)
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size) (Bed Sheets Quotes)
What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon? (Bed Sheets Quotes)
They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another (Bed Sheets Quotes)
White on rice. Green on grass. Sheets on a bed. Him on her (Bed Sheets Quotes)