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Bauvard Quotes

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
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Give up your dreams; you’ll accomplish more without sleep  (Bauvard Quotes) If you’re a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder.  (Bauvard Quotes) Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy.  (Bauvard Quotes) Modern wife: A position thought to require great ambition to fill. After initially showing some skill at a maid service or department store, the husband takes her home to find that she has risen too high in the world to generalize that skill, which drives him to drink.  (Bauvard Quotes) Housewife: a position requiring great ambition to fill. Must have the determination to scrub mold, the good taste to distribute a checking account, and the good will to repeat this at a maid service or department store after her husband starts coming home drunk.  (Bauvard Quotes) People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life  (Bauvard Quotes) When you sigh for selfish reasons, ‘O’ turns into ‘I’ - and love becomed evil. It also becomes irresistible.  (Bauvard Quotes) Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?  (Bauvard Quotes) Experience: the vehicle of history. Teenagers: the driving force behind fatal accidents.  (Bauvard Quotes) Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.  (Bauvard Quotes) Being upright and uncompromising will lead to unemployment by themselves. But to be willfully ignorant of a calling in life as well, that is the denial of a born alcoholic.  (Bauvard Quotes) The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won’t be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.  (Bauvard Quotes) Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude.  (Bauvard Quotes) Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box.  (Bauvard Quotes) Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.  (Bauvard Quotes)