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Bathtub Quotes

This little bathtub smells like ass Picture Quote #1

Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub Picture Quote #1

If you want to catch fish, don’t throw your net into the bathtub Picture Quote #1

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again Picture Quote #1

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes Picture Quote #1

I have a beautiful, big bathtub Picture Quote #1

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Gee, this isn’t like I imagined it would be in the bathtub Picture Quote #1

Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub Picture Quote #1

I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybodys like, Shut up Picture Quote #1

My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was 7 or 8, I even did it in the bathroom with a hair dryer in the bathtub. I realized that I was good at it because each time my mom would scream Picture Quote #1

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I’m not kidding Picture Quote #1

The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone Picture Quote #1

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I’m from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn’t graduate from college. I don’t care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma Picture Quote #1

I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn’t worried that the digital reader would ruin literature as we know it. Rather, my concern centered on using an electronic device in the bathtub Picture Quote #1

My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub Picture Quote #1

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis Picture Quote #1

I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view Picture Quote #1

I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody’s like, ‘Shut up.’ Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub Picture Quote #1

I’m from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn’t graduate from college. I don’t care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma Picture Quote #1

On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups. For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70 people in it, my feet and hands tied-my hands were in handcuffs, my feet were tied together-and I towed these boats a mile-and-a-half in Long Beach Harbor. For my 93rd birthday I’m going to tow my wife across the bathtub Picture Quote #1

The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find Picture Quote #1

Avoiding a bathtub because your parents tried to kill you in one isn’t the same as avoiding your entire life by becoming a wolf Picture Quote #1

Each black hole spins on its axis like the Earth spins. That spin creates two vortexes of twisting space, somewhat like vortexes in a bathtub or a whirlpool Picture Quote #1

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Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you’d be boiled to death before you knew it Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub Picture Quote #1

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue Picture Quote #1

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub Picture Quote #1

Sometimes the best ideas I have are in my bathtub or in my bed or in my dreams early in the morning before waking up... I'm like a TV antennae, I catch it all and do it my way Picture Quote #1

Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub Picture Quote #1

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This little bathtub smells like ass (Bathtub Quotes) Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub (Bathtub Quotes) If you want to catch fish, don’t throw your net into the bathtub (Bathtub Quotes) I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again (Bathtub Quotes) Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes (Bathtub Quotes) I have a beautiful, big bathtub (Bathtub Quotes) Gee, this isn’t like I imagined it would be in the bathtub (Bathtub Quotes) Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub (Bathtub Quotes) I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybodys like, Shut up (Bathtub Quotes) My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was 7 or 8, I even did it in the bathroom with a hair dryer in the bathtub. I realized that I was good at it because each time my mom would scream. (Bathtub Quotes) My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I’m not kidding. (Bathtub Quotes) The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone (Bathtub Quotes) I’m from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn’t graduate from college. I don’t care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma (Bathtub Quotes) I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn’t worried that the digital reader would ruin literature as we know it. Rather, my concern centered on using an electronic device in the bathtub. (Bathtub Quotes) My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub (Bathtub Quotes) At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis. (Bathtub Quotes) I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view. (Bathtub Quotes) I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody’s like, ‘Shut up.’ (Bathtub Quotes) You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub (Bathtub Quotes) I’m from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn’t graduate from college. I don’t care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma. (Bathtub Quotes) On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups. For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70 people in it, my feet and hands tied-my hands were in handcuffs, my feet were tied together-and I towed these boats a mile-and-a-half in Long Beach Harbor. For my 93rd birthday I’m going to tow my wife across the bathtub (Bathtub Quotes) The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find (Bathtub Quotes) Avoiding a bathtub because your parents tried to kill you in one isn’t the same as avoiding your entire life by becoming a wolf. (Bathtub Quotes) Each black hole spins on its axis like the Earth spins. That spin creates two vortexes of twisting space, somewhat like vortexes in a bathtub or a whirlpool. (Bathtub Quotes) Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you’d be boiled to death before you knew it. (Bathtub Quotes) I don’t want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub (Bathtub Quotes) The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue (Bathtub Quotes) Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub (Bathtub Quotes) Sometimes the best ideas I have are in my bathtub or in my bed or in my dreams early in the morning before waking up... I'm like a TV antennae, I catch it all and do it my way (Bathtub Quotes) Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub (Bathtub Quotes)

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