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You’re baloney without the mayo  (Baloney Quotes) Why does baloney avoid the grinder?  (Baloney Quotes) No matter how thin you slice it it’s still baloney  (Baloney Quotes) A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ...  (Baloney Quotes) The baloney weighed the raven down, and the shopkeeper almost caught him as he whisked out the delicatessen door  (Baloney Quotes) Obama not only falsely represented the Republican position - as usual - he shamelessly pretended that he was The One ‘fighting so hard to cut middle-class taxes.’ Baloney!  (Baloney Quotes) I got worries by the ton, getting cancer’s only one. Over taxed and alimonied, tired of eating fried baloney.  (Baloney Quotes) We want everybody to get rich. The Republican Party is often called unloving, uncaring, not generous, or whatever - that’s a bunch of baloney. We’re the party that believes in free markets.  (Baloney Quotes) My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.  (Baloney Quotes) Some people try to tell me that science will never answer the big questions we have in life. To them I say: baloney! The real problem is your questions aren’t big enough.  (Baloney Quotes) We have the highest incarceration rate of any country in the world. ‘America, land of liberty and freedom?’ You know, that’s baloney. More than 2 million Americans are behind bars now. Communist China has four times the population and they have 1.5 million people behind bars.  (Baloney Quotes) I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there like a heretical, anorexic midget. I do this to increase my chances of getting laid (wet baloney is the key to better love making).  (Baloney Quotes) I never liked the Oscars. They didn’t do too much for me at all. I felt like a big, vulnerable hunk of baloney being used to sell some products  (Baloney Quotes) Music is so strong, so powerful, and such an amazing tool and bands that don’t take that into account and feel that they are not responsible for their message is a bunch of baloney  (Baloney Quotes) My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side  (Baloney Quotes) Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it  (Baloney Quotes) Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney  (Baloney Quotes) A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney  (Baloney Quotes) I got worries by the ton, getting cancer’s only one. Over taxed and alimonied, tired of eating fried baloney  (Baloney Quotes) A photographer’s best pictures are from deep inside him, and also some of the worst. Some photographers enjoy distinguished careers without ever taking personal photographs. Others, audaciously and arrogantly and courageously discharge their most private feelings through photography. Trouble is, sometimes it all adds up to baloney  (Baloney Quotes) People say, on the raft, you must have hallucinated. Baloney. We were sharper after 47 days than the day we started because our minds were empty of all the war and contamination; we had clean minds to fill with good thoughts. Every day we’d exercise our minds  (Baloney Quotes) Some people try to tell me that science will never answer the big questions we have in life. To them I say: baloney! The real problem is your questions aren’t big enough  (Baloney Quotes) Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it  (Baloney Quotes) It's like you always have to put on a happy face, be the phony baloney, and I'm so not that. I never was that; I'll never be that. That is part of the business that I don't like. Maybe that will always keep me an outsider, I don't know. But that's fine  (Baloney Quotes)