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Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion. (Bad Wife Quotes)
Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again. (Bad Wife Quotes)
If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I’m close by. And, I have a terrible memory. I’m bad at saying no. I often double-book. There are a lot of things (Bad Wife Quotes)
We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife (Bad Wife Quotes)
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves (Bad Wife Quotes)
One year was so bad for me and my wife that we were going to have to sell our house until Elaine decided to change career and earn some money. (Bad Wife Quotes)
One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much (Bad Wife Quotes)
When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: With a wife like that, he can’t be as bad as we thought. (Bad Wife Quotes)
I’ve had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. (Bad Wife Quotes)
The weather’s cold. My club’s bad. My knee hurts. I can’t putt no more. I’m off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other than that, everything’s great. (Bad Wife Quotes)
I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer (Bad Wife Quotes)
Of earth’s goods, the best is a good wife; a bad, the bitterest curse of human life (Bad Wife Quotes)
The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny. (Bad Wife Quotes)
I want my wife and children to travel always with me and share good things and bad things. That’s what the family is for. (Bad Wife Quotes)
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife (Bad Wife Quotes)
The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put three chickens on the rotisserie and I closed the grill, which is really a bad idea. But I just wasn’t thinking very straight that day. And I looked outside and I saw, like, smoke and flames (Bad Wife Quotes)
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher (Bad Wife Quotes)
A man never has good luck who has a bad wife (Bad Wife Quotes)
I like it in Manchester. I thought it was going to be much colder, but it is not too bad. And my wife and son are happy here, too (Bad Wife Quotes)
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family (Bad Wife Quotes)
A man cannot possess anything that is better than a good wife, or anything that is worse than a bad one (Bad Wife Quotes)
Is it not so that a son what is bad to his mother is bad to his wife? (Bad Wife Quotes)
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal (Bad Wife Quotes)
Usually action films have a formula: good guy gets in trouble, his wife dies, friends have problems, so he goes to the mountain, learns martial arts, comes back, and kills the bad guy (Bad Wife Quotes)
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful (Bad Wife Quotes)
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