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Bad Wife Quotes

We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife Picture Quote #1

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves Picture Quote #1

Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion Picture Quote #1

Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again Picture Quote #1

One year was so bad for me and my wife that we were going to have to sell our house until Elaine decided to change career and earn some money Picture Quote #1

If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I’m close by. And, I have a terrible memory. I’m bad at saying no. I often double-book. There are a lot of things Picture Quote #1

One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much Picture Quote #1

I’ve had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not Picture Quote #1

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: With a wife like that, he can’t be as bad as we thought Picture Quote #1

The weather’s cold. My club’s bad. My knee hurts. I can’t putt no more. I’m off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other than that, everything’s great Picture Quote #1

I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer Picture Quote #1

Of earth’s goods, the best is a good wife; a bad, the bitterest curse of human life Picture Quote #1

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny Picture Quote #1

I want my wife and children to travel always with me and share good things and bad things. That’s what the family is for Picture Quote #1

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife Picture Quote #1

The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put three chickens on the rotisserie and I closed the grill, which is really a bad idea. But I just wasn’t thinking very straight that day. And I looked outside and I saw, like, smoke and flames Picture Quote #1

A man never has good luck who has a bad wife Picture Quote #1

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family Picture Quote #1

I like it in Manchester. I thought it was going to be much colder, but it is not too bad. And my wife and son are happy here, too Picture Quote #1

A man cannot possess anything that is better than a good wife, or anything that is worse than a bad one Picture Quote #1

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher Picture Quote #1

Is it not so that a son what is bad to his mother is bad to his wife? Picture Quote #1

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal Picture Quote #1

Usually action films have a formula: good guy gets in trouble, his wife dies, friends have problems, so he goes to the mountain, learns martial arts, comes back, and kills the bad guy Picture Quote #1

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful Picture Quote #1

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