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Baby To Be Born Quotes

Wait until the baby is born before you start criticising it, I say! Picture Quote #1

What a great gladness to welcome a new born baby into the world Picture Quote #1

We’re all born bald, baby Picture Quote #1

Rejoice and love yourself today ‘Cause baby, you were born this way Picture Quote #1

The end of a thing, is never the end, something is always being born like a year of a baby Picture Quote #1

Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower Picture Quote #1

World fertility surveys indicate that anywhere from one third to one half of the babies born in the Third World would not be if their mothers had access to cheap, reliable family planning, had enough personal empowerment to stand up to their husbands and relatives, and could choose their own family size Picture Quote #1

If I were king of the world, babies born in airplanes, balloons and blimps would, instead of choosing to be German, Maldivian or American, all get special heavenly blue passports with a stork on the cover labeled ‘Sky Baby’ - and they’d be allowed to come and go anywhere they please Picture Quote #1

It is well for us that we are born babies in intellect. Could we understand half what mothers say and do to their infants, we should be filled with a conceit of our own importance, which would render us insupportable through life Picture Quote #1

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death Picture Quote #1

No matter gay, straight or bi, lesbian, transgendered life, I’m on the right track baby I was born to survive Picture Quote #1

When you’ve lost a baby, everyone around you expects you to be fine once the new baby is born, as though that somehow takes away the pain of losing the first child. I needed to express how wrong that was Picture Quote #1

Babies born to women who are infected with hep B - and mothers can carry the virus without their knowledge - will almost certainly be infected if they are not vaccinated within twelve hours of birth Picture Quote #1

I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back Picture Quote #1

Well...like, when you’re born, you’re a little baby, you’re wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again Picture Quote #1

Let’s clean up our environment. Let’s clean up our bodies, but most importantly, let’s not permit our babies of the future to be polluted before they are even born Picture Quote #1

I can’t imagine it now, but I must’ve been innocent at some time in my life. A baby don’t just get itself born bad, do it? Picture Quote #1

Even the Supreme Court, back when it used to makes sense, the Supreme Court has never ruled that a baby born to illegal aliens in the US is automatically a citizen Picture Quote #1

It certainly changes your life. So that may be a clichÃƒÂ©, but I think any woman would say that [day when her baby born] would have been the most special day of their life Picture Quote #1

When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies Picture Quote #1

I was the world’s ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody Picture Quote #1

Before my first child was born, I had nothing going on professionally really, and it’s been a very blessed period of creativity for me since he arrived. It’s very surreal. It’s almost as if the babies are out there pulling strings somewhere, deciding what kind of life they want to be born into Picture Quote #1

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door Picture Quote #1

I say Democrats should not be afraid to talk about the morality of life, of caring for children who are born. It seems the Republican obsession with being pro-life lasts about nine months. After that, it’s each baby for herself Picture Quote #1

I was born in Dallas, Texas, but I was raised in south Florida. ‘Ice Ice Baby’ is about that area Picture Quote #1

He was born a politician. No, Ursula thought, he was born a baby, like everyone else. And this is what he has chosen to become Picture Quote #1

I’m beautiful in my way ‘cause God makes no mistakes. I’m on the right track baby, I was born this way Picture Quote #1

A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, ‘I had more leg room in the womb.’ Picture Quote #1

The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas Picture Quote #1

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