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Baby Born Quotes

I have never known a woman who, after her baby was born, was not overjoyed that I had not killed it Picture Quote #1
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad Picture Quote #1
When a woman gives birth, two are born: a baby from the womb of its mother and a woman from the womb of her former existence Picture Quote #1
Just remember: I love you, and love yourselves. 'cause, little monsters, you were born that way baby Picture Quote #1
Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain Picture Quote #1
It is a pleasant thing to reflect upon, and furnishes a complete answer to those who contend for the gradual degeneration of the human species, that every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last Picture Quote #1
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The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles. Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you’d see, and this holiday story features any number of miracles, depending on your point of view Picture Quote #1
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I have never known a woman who, after her baby was born, was not overjoyed that I had not killed it  (Baby Born Quotes) I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad  (Baby Born Quotes) When a woman gives birth, two are born: a baby from the womb of its mother and a woman from the womb of her former existence  (Baby Born Quotes) Just remember: I love you, and love yourselves. 'cause, little monsters, you were born that way baby  (Baby Born Quotes) Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain  (Baby Born Quotes) It is a pleasant thing to reflect upon, and furnishes a complete answer to those who contend for the gradual degeneration of the human species, that every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last  (Baby Born Quotes) The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles. Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you’d see, and this holiday story features any number of miracles, depending on your point of view  (Baby Born Quotes)
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