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Augusten Burroughs Quotes
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Other people sound flat to my ear; their words just hang in the air. But when my mother says something, the ends curl (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I wish I had a tray table in my bedroom and I wish I smoked, just so I could extinguish my smoking materials (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I would borrow the microphone and stuff it down the front of my pants, examining myself from every angle in the mirror (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the Earth (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
After I got my coffee, I leaned against a stop sign and sipped, pretending it was a normal day and I was only up this early so that I could go running and not because I'd just been on a killing spree (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
The year I snuck an interracial lesbian couple into the background of an American Airlines commercial, I was feeling particularly flush (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I could see jabs from his flashlight cutting into the woods on either side of me. He was back there, somewhere. The light beam was like a knife and I didn't want it on my back (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I was learning that if I lived slightly in the future - what will happen next - I didn't have to feel so much about what was going on in the present (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
Our lives are one endless stretch of misery punctuated by processed fast foods and the occasional crisis or amusing curiosity (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I slipped on a turtleneck, laughing when my head became stuck in the turtle part. If they weren't called turtlenecks, I wouldn't have worn them (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I nodded again, but I knew I would not grow up to drive a bulldozer. It would be awful to be dirty all day like these men. I didn't say it, but at best I would keep one in the backyard, like a goat (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I discovered the bleeding when he licked my hand and left a swath of blood behind, death's autograph (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
The line between normal and crazy seemed impossibly thin. A person would have to be an expert tightrope walker in order not to fall (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
When I ate vanilla frosting straight from the can, I could feel God standing right nest to me like a real best friend, watching, and smiling, and wishing he had a mouth (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
Stars should not be seen alone. That's why there are so many. Two people should stand together and look at them. One person alone will surely miss the good ones (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I missed him so much that I had physical sensations of loss, all over my body. Like one minute I was missing an arm, the next my spleen. It was making me feel sick, like throwing up (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
Well, you know, just some old man all alone. God, I hope I don't end up alone like that. Some pathetic old woman with nobody to go on a whale watch with (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
It terrified me to consider: What if, as a grown up, I craved another body beside me as still as this one? What then? (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
One thing was certain: I would be in their Tang commercial. And if any of the other children tried to get in the way, I would use my pencil to blind them (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
My attraction had been immediate and profound. And it had nothing to do with the way he looked. My attraction was to what resided between his lines (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
And I began to let him go. Hour by hour. Days into months. It was a physical sensation, like letting out the string of a kite. Except that the string was coming from my center (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
My mistake was in underestimating the emotional force of a song you have already hear a thousand times (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I loved most when his eyelashes twitched and he blinked, and suddenly happiness was there inside his eyes. Unmistakable. Like a single word printed on a clean white page (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
I remember, no matter how impossible it seemed that any given day would end, it always did. This one would, too (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
Hope and God were buddies. Theirs was not a formal relationship steeped in ritual and tradition. It was more of a close yet casual friendship (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
What nobody understood then is this: The only way that you achieve what you want and fulfill your dreams and become great is by demanding that sort of attention. You have to make it happen (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)
But she did love him. I believe it. I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn't deserve it. Because they are all you have. Because any attention is better than no attention (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)