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Augusten Burroughs Quotes

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions Picture Quote #3

Red hair is great. It’s rare, and therefore superior Picture Quote #1

But my favorite band is Curbside Life, out of Chicago Picture Quote #1

I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn’t deserve it Picture Quote #1

After was better. Before was only there so After could happen Picture Quote #1

Self-pity is the bestiality of emotions: it absolutely disgusts people. When you’re feeling pity for yourself, and somebody says to you ‘You think maybe it’s time for the pity party to be over? You should stop feeling sorry for yourself and try to think positive,’ it makes you wish you could saw their head off Picture Quote #1

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I was struck with a bolt of distilled horror like I have never known before. Far worse than suddenly finding yourself walking through a prison cafeteria wearing Daisy Duke shorts and a Jane Fonda headband Picture Quote #1

Maybe it was a Patty Hearst thing. Stockholm syndrome or whatever it’s called when you’re being held against your will but then you become sucked in and fall in love. Or if not exactly love, you fall into something you can’t see out of. ‘I can’t shoot a machine gun’ becomes ‘Hey, this hardly has any kick-back! Picture Quote #1

Never work with children, puppies or bulimics Picture Quote #1

But I am not here ironically; I am here sincerely Picture Quote #1

My brother was born without taste or the desire to be professionally lit Picture Quote #1

He was raised without a proper diagnosis Picture Quote #1

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What police officer would dare ticket Death’s minivan? Picture Quote #1

You deserve to need me, not to have me Picture Quote #1

I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water Picture Quote #1

Your mind is like an unsafe neighborhood; don’t go there alone Picture Quote #1

Red hair is great. It’s rare, and therefore superior Picture Quote #1

He’s a really nice guy, if only I weren’t me Picture Quote #1

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I hate feelings. Why does sobriety have to come with feelings? Picture Quote #1

I knew that he was as reliable as a mathematical formula Picture Quote #1

His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade Picture Quote #1

We haven’t slept together. But we’ve napped Picture Quote #1

Love is a helium-based emotion; Love always takes the high road Picture Quote #1

It was a salad bar of phobias Picture Quote #1

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If you find you require willpower, you aren’t ready to lose weight Picture Quote #1

The past doesn’t haunt us, we haunt the past Picture Quote #1

Bad news should be followed with soup. Then a nap Picture Quote #1

Imperfections are attractive when their owners are happy with them Picture Quote #1

There’s not enough of me left over Picture Quote #1

You manufacture beauty with your mind Picture Quote #1

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I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) Red hair is great. It’s rare, and therefore superior. (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) But my favorite band is Curbside Life, out of Chicago (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn’t deserve it. (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) After was better. Before was only there so After could happen. (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) Self-pity is the bestiality of emotions: it absolutely disgusts people. When you’re feeling pity for yourself, and somebody says to you ‘You think maybe it’s time for the pity party to be over? You should stop feeling sorry for yourself and try to think positive,’ it makes you wish you could saw their head off (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) I was struck with a bolt of distilled horror like I have never known before. Far worse than suddenly finding yourself walking through a prison cafeteria wearing Daisy Duke shorts and a Jane Fonda headband (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) Maybe it was a Patty Hearst thing. Stockholm syndrome or whatever it’s called when you’re being held against your will but then you become sucked in and fall in love. Or if not exactly love, you fall into something you can’t see out of. ‘I can’t shoot a machine gun’ becomes ‘Hey, this hardly has any kick-back! (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) Never work with children, puppies or bulimics (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) But I am not here ironically; I am here sincerely (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) My brother was born without taste or the desire to be professionally lit (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) He was raised without a proper diagnosis (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) What police officer would dare ticket Death’s minivan? (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) You deserve to need me, not to have me (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) Your mind is like an unsafe neighborhood; don’t go there alone (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) Red hair is great. It’s rare, and therefore superior (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) He’s a really nice guy, if only I weren’t me (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) I hate feelings. Why does sobriety have to come with feelings? (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) I knew that he was as reliable as a mathematical formula (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) We haven’t slept together. But we’ve napped (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) Love is a helium-based emotion; Love always takes the high road (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) It was a salad bar of phobias (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) If you find you require willpower, you aren’t ready to lose weight (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) The past doesn’t haunt us, we haunt the past (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) Bad news should be followed with soup. Then a nap (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) Imperfections are attractive when their owners are happy with them (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) There’s not enough of me left over (Augusten Burroughs Quotes) You manufacture beauty with your mind (Augusten Burroughs Quotes)

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