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Aspirin Quotes

Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do Picture Quote #1

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat Picture Quote #1

My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin Picture Quote #1

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast Picture Quote #1

Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins Picture Quote #1

I don’t even take aspirin Picture Quote #1

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The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think Picture Quote #1

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast Picture Quote #1

You read the pragmatists and all you know is: not Descartes, not Kant, not Plato. It’s like aspirin. You can’t use aspirin to give yourself power, you take it to get rid of headaches. In that way, pragmatism is a philosophical therapy. It helps you stop asking the unhelpful questions Picture Quote #1

What did I really think fifteen years ago? A nonbeliever, I felt guilty in the midst of all those believers. And since it seemed to me that they were in the right, I decided to believe, as you might decide to take an aspirin: It can’t hurt and you might get better Picture Quote #1

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures Picture Quote #1

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks Picture Quote #1

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THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he’d carry would be aspirin Picture Quote #1

My work is a matter of fundamental sounds (no joke intended) made as fully as possible, and I accept responsibility for nothing else. If people want to have headaches among the overtones, let them. And provide their own aspirin Picture Quote #1

Cars, toys, aspirin, meat, toasters, water - nearly every product sold has passed basic safety regulations well in advance of being marketed and sold. But consumer credit is a kind of buyer-beware, wild west. That is partly the result of history Picture Quote #1

You can’t just take an aspirin and sit around and have 12 donuts and think, ‘I took my aspirin so I’m not going to have a heart attack.’ It’s really important each person take personal responsibility for their health. You can’t keep thinking that someone else is going to take care of it. You have to be part of the solution Picture Quote #1

Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an annual flu vaccine, and asking your doctor why you’re not on a statin and baby aspirin if you’re over the age of forty Picture Quote #1

Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don’t really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do Picture Quote #1

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We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children Picture Quote #1

No pills, not even aspirin, and certainly no supplements ever enter my mouth - everything I need comes from my fish and vegetarian diet, which incorporates many different kinds of fruit and vegetables every week Picture Quote #1

I’m sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a cancerous disease Picture Quote #1

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures Picture Quote #1

I must be right. Never an aspirin. Never injured a day in my life. The whole country, the whole world, should be doing my exercises. They’d be happier Picture Quote #1

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says

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When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes Picture Quote #1

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug’s aspirin and the monkey’s got a headache, is it right? Picture Quote #1

We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need an aspirin Picture Quote #1

Cinema never saved anyone’s life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone’s life. It is only an aspirin Picture Quote #1

Movie failures are like the common cold. You can stay in bed and take aspirin for six days and recover. Or you can walk around and ignore it for six days and recover Picture Quote #1

Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin Picture Quote #1

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Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do (Aspirin Quotes) A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat (Aspirin Quotes) My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin (Aspirin Quotes) A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast (Aspirin Quotes) Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins (Aspirin Quotes) I don’t even take aspirin (Aspirin Quotes) The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think (Aspirin Quotes) Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast (Aspirin Quotes) You read the pragmatists and all you know is: not Descartes, not Kant, not Plato. It’s like aspirin. You can’t use aspirin to give yourself power, you take it to get rid of headaches. In that way, pragmatism is a philosophical therapy. It helps you stop asking the unhelpful questions (Aspirin Quotes) What did I really think fifteen years ago? A nonbeliever, I felt guilty in the midst of all those believers. And since it seemed to me that they were in the right, I decided to believe, as you might decide to take an aspirin: It can’t hurt and you might get better (Aspirin Quotes) Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures (Aspirin Quotes) America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks (Aspirin Quotes) THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he’d carry would be aspirin (Aspirin Quotes) My work is a matter of fundamental sounds (no joke intended) made as fully as possible, and I accept responsibility for nothing else. If people want to have headaches among the overtones, let them. And provide their own aspirin (Aspirin Quotes) Cars, toys, aspirin, meat, toasters, water - nearly every product sold has passed basic safety regulations well in advance of being marketed and sold. But consumer credit is a kind of buyer-beware, wild west. That is partly the result of history (Aspirin Quotes) You can’t just take an aspirin and sit around and have 12 donuts and think, ‘I took my aspirin so I’m not going to have a heart attack.’ It’s really important each person take personal responsibility for their health. You can’t keep thinking that someone else is going to take care of it. You have to be part of the solution. (Aspirin Quotes) Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an annual flu vaccine, and asking your doctor why you’re not on a statin and baby aspirin if you’re over the age of forty. (Aspirin Quotes) Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don’t really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do. (Aspirin Quotes) We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children (Aspirin Quotes) No pills, not even aspirin, and certainly no supplements ever enter my mouth - everything I need comes from my fish and vegetarian diet, which incorporates many different kinds of fruit and vegetables every week. (Aspirin Quotes) I’m sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a cancerous disease. (Aspirin Quotes) Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. (Aspirin Quotes) I must be right. Never an aspirin. Never injured a day in my life. The whole country, the whole world, should be doing my exercises. They’d be happier. (Aspirin Quotes) If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says "keep away from children." (Aspirin Quotes) When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes (Aspirin Quotes) People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug’s aspirin and the monkey’s got a headache, is it right? (Aspirin Quotes) We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need an aspirin (Aspirin Quotes) Cinema never saved anyone’s life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone’s life. It is only an aspirin (Aspirin Quotes) Movie failures are like the common cold. You can stay in bed and take aspirin for six days and recover. Or you can walk around and ignore it for six days and recover (Aspirin Quotes) Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin (Aspirin Quotes)

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