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Andy Rooney Quotes

If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news  (Andy Rooney Quotes) The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means  (Andy Rooney Quotes) The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer  (Andy Rooney Quotes) The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well  (Andy Rooney Quotes) It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them  (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere  (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile  (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Small daily happenings make life spectacular... start enjoying the small things in life!  (Andy Rooney Quotes) I can’t choose how I feel. But I can choose what I do about it  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time  (Andy Rooney Quotes) We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness  (Andy Rooney Quotes) If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one  (Andy Rooney Quotes) It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game - except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important  (Andy Rooney Quotes) I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?  (Andy Rooney Quotes) I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you  (Andy Rooney Quotes) All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads  (Andy Rooney Quotes) I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose  (Andy Rooney Quotes) Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives  (Andy Rooney Quotes) The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men  (Andy Rooney Quotes) The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread  (Andy Rooney Quotes) As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book  (Andy Rooney Quotes)
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