Andy Rooney Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
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Text Quotes
One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that’s as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won’t matter. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I’ve learned... That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life! (Andy Rooney Quotes)
If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it’s dumb. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I’m already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You’d have to have some ego to believe that about yourself. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I’ve learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I’ve learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
One of my major shortcomings - I’m vindictive. I don’t know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It’s a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It’s sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn’t hurt. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor (Andy Rooney Quotes)
You’re better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
It’s not so much that I write well, I just don’t write badly very often and that passes for good on television. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I’ve learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
The last birthday that's any good is 23 (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens (Andy Rooney Quotes)
A writer's job is to tell the truth (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Elephants and grandchildren never forget (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me (Andy Rooney Quotes)
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along (Andy Rooney Quotes)