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Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I’ve learned... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Don’t you hate it when... your suitcase is the last one off the airplane? (Andy Rooney Quotes)
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe (Andy Rooney Quotes)
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one (Andy Rooney Quotes)
No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own (Andy Rooney Quotes)