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Andy Rooney Quotes

Walking is good for the soul Picture Quote #1

I am not retiring. Writers don’t retire. Writers never stop writing Picture Quote #1

Everyone hates war, everyone says Picture Quote #1

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything Picture Quote #1

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend Picture Quote #1

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can’t drive, take way too long to shop, and don’t even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it’s to our [youngers’] detriment Picture Quote #1

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong Picture Quote #1

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It’s sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn’t hurt Picture Quote #1

The last birthday that's any good is 23 Picture Quote #1

Nothing in fine print is ever good news Picture Quote #1

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter Picture Quote #1

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens Picture Quote #1

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A writer's job is to tell the truth Picture Quote #1

We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness Picture Quote #1

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head Picture Quote #1

Elephants and grandchildren never forget Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere Picture Quote #1

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along Picture Quote #1

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The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means Picture Quote #1

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? Picture Quote #1

Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer Picture Quote #1

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature Picture Quote #1

Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well Picture Quote #1

It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work Picture Quote #1

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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them Picture Quote #1

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others Picture Quote #1

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child Picture Quote #1

I can’t choose how I feel. But I can choose what I do about it Picture Quote #1

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Walking is good for the soul (Andy Rooney Quotes) I am not retiring. Writers don’t retire. Writers never stop writing (Andy Rooney Quotes) Everyone hates war, everyone says (Andy Rooney Quotes) It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything (Andy Rooney Quotes) One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend (Andy Rooney Quotes) Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can’t drive, take way too long to shop, and don’t even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it’s to our [youngers’] detriment (Andy Rooney Quotes) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. (Andy Rooney Quotes) Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It’s sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn’t hurt. (Andy Rooney Quotes) The last birthday that's any good is 23 (Andy Rooney Quotes) Nothing in fine print is ever good news (Andy Rooney Quotes) Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter (Andy Rooney Quotes) Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens (Andy Rooney Quotes) A writer's job is to tell the truth (Andy Rooney Quotes) We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness (Andy Rooney Quotes) Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head (Andy Rooney Quotes) Elephants and grandchildren never forget (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere (Andy Rooney Quotes) My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along (Andy Rooney Quotes) The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means (Andy Rooney Quotes) Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? (Andy Rooney Quotes) Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer (Andy Rooney Quotes) The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature (Andy Rooney Quotes) Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well (Andy Rooney Quotes) It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work (Andy Rooney Quotes) Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them (Andy Rooney Quotes) Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others (Andy Rooney Quotes) I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child (Andy Rooney Quotes) I can’t choose how I feel. But I can choose what I do about it (Andy Rooney Quotes)

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