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Andy Rooney Quotes
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person (Andy Rooney Quotes)
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Death is a distant rumor to the young (Andy Rooney Quotes)
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Unfortunately, propaganda works (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Familiar things are a comfort to us all (Andy Rooney Quotes)
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I am not retiring. Writers don’t retire. Writers never stop writing (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Every one starts out being an atheist (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I’ve learned... That money doesn’t buy class (Andy Rooney Quotes)
The best thing about a vacation is planning it (Andy Rooney Quotes)
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Being kind is more important than being right (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I like animals who trust people (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Numbers are the most certain things we have (Andy Rooney Quotes)
... all of us talk faster than we listen (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Great teachers are usually a little crazy (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Finding the tool is often half the battle (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Walking is good for the soul (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Everyone hates war, everyone says (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It’s sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn’t hurt. (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them (Andy Rooney Quotes)
The last birthday that's any good is 23 (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens (Andy Rooney Quotes)
A writer's job is to tell the truth (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head (Andy Rooney Quotes)
Elephants and grandchildren never forget (Andy Rooney Quotes)
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me (Andy Rooney Quotes)
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