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Amy Sedaris Quotes

I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
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If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, ‘Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we’re all listening  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I think it’s good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Usually I’m the one asking somebody to do something because I don’t know how to finish it. I’m like, ‘Do this for me’ because I’m just resistant to learning.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they’re attractive  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I always want to look unattractive, it’s more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren’t attractive who think they are pretty. That’s always interesting to me.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I’m gonna play a cop  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Usually, the best ideas come from other people’s good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) You know when you watch old movies, it’s always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) It’s natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That’s my least favorite feeling: guilt.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) David and Dad didn’t get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn’t going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they’re like best friends.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I’ve always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like to play unattractive people who think they’re pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I don’t really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it’s not like I’m sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like to entertain in all aspects. When you’re with somebody and you’re out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they’re bored, and you’re in a convalescent home, there’s something entertaining about that, in a way.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they’re bored, and you’re in a convalescent home, there’s something entertaining about that, in a way.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like to just make things... If I have the TV on, I’m not just going to sit there. I want to do something with my hands; I’ve always got a project. Or I get a small group of people over, and I say, ‘Let’s make these things today.’  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Don’t associate me with comedy. And please don’t say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I always knew I didn’t want kids, and I didn’t want to get married  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Although it has been said that idle hands are the devil’s workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil’s workshop  (Amy Sedaris Quotes) It’s natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires  (Amy Sedaris Quotes)
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