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Amy Sedaris Quotes

I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they’re bored, and you’re in a convalescent home, there’s something entertaining about that, in a way Picture Quote #1

I like to entertain in all aspects. When you’re with somebody and you’re out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they’re bored, and you’re in a convalescent home, there’s something entertaining about that, in a way Picture Quote #1

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts Picture Quote #1

I don’t really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it’s not like I’m sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people Picture Quote #1

I like to play unattractive people who think they’re pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff Picture Quote #1

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David and Dad didn’t get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn’t going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they’re like best friends Picture Quote #1

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head Picture Quote #1

Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that’s only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs Picture Quote #1

It’s natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires Picture Quote #1

You know when you watch old movies, it’s always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air Picture Quote #1

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid Picture Quote #1

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Usually, the best ideas come from other people’s good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas Picture Quote #1

I always want to look unattractive, it’s more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren’t attractive who think they are pretty. That’s always interesting to me Picture Quote #1

Usually I’m the one asking somebody to do something because I don’t know how to finish it. I’m like, ‘Do this for me’ because I’m just resistant to learning Picture Quote #1

I think it’s good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone Picture Quote #1

Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were Picture Quote #1

If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, ‘Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we’re all listening Picture Quote #1

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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper Picture Quote #1

David and Dad didn’t get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn’t going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they’re like best friends Picture Quote #1

I love depressing movies and depressing books Picture Quote #1

I swear I want to be a food model Picture Quote #1

Books are challenging and inspirational to me Picture Quote #1

But I always like to play ugly people who think they’re pretty Picture Quote #1

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But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress Picture Quote #1

I always find something to keep me busy Picture Quote #1

I have no desire to carry a movie Picture Quote #1

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through Picture Quote #1

We’re all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people Picture Quote #1

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything Picture Quote #1

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I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they’re bored, and you’re in a convalescent home, there’s something entertaining about that, in a way. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like to entertain in all aspects. When you’re with somebody and you’re out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they’re bored, and you’re in a convalescent home, there’s something entertaining about that, in a way. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I don’t really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it’s not like I’m sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like to play unattractive people who think they’re pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I’ve always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) David and Dad didn’t get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn’t going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they’re like best friends. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that’s only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs (Amy Sedaris Quotes) It’s natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) You know when you watch old movies, it’s always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Usually, the best ideas come from other people’s good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I always want to look unattractive, it’s more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren’t attractive who think they are pretty. That’s always interesting to me. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Usually I’m the one asking somebody to do something because I don’t know how to finish it. I’m like, ‘Do this for me’ because I’m just resistant to learning. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I think it’s good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone. (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were (Amy Sedaris Quotes) If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, ‘Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we’re all listening (Amy Sedaris Quotes) My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper (Amy Sedaris Quotes) David and Dad didn’t get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn’t going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they’re like best friends (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I love depressing movies and depressing books (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I swear I want to be a food model (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Books are challenging and inspirational to me (Amy Sedaris Quotes) But I always like to play ugly people who think they’re pretty (Amy Sedaris Quotes) But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I always find something to keep me busy (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I have no desire to carry a movie (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through (Amy Sedaris Quotes) We’re all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything (Amy Sedaris Quotes)

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