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Alonzo Bodden Quotes

Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat Picture Quote #1

I grew up in the suburbs. I’m an angry suburban nergo. I’m bad in, like, Starbucks. I’ll hurt you over a frappuccino Picture Quote #1

I was teaching airplane mechanics when I realized it was more fun to make them laugh. I was laid off one more time and I never looked back, although it was nice to have a steady paycheck and benefits Picture Quote #1

Latinos outnumber Black people now. I’m not too happy about it. Because it’s only a matter of time before we lose our month. Soon as they figure it out, they’re going to have Latino History Month. All we’re going to have is Cinco de Negro Picture Quote #1

Every day theres something new. Something’s going to destroy us all. Then it disappears Picture Quote #1

You can’t bring tweezers on an airplane. If I’m on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I’ll whip your ass, man. You think I’m going to be late because you’ve got tweezers and a bad attitude? Picture Quote #1

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I’m a black male, over 40, with no kids, living in the suburbs - they wanted to put me in a museum. Why did I move to the suburbs? I started watching Desperate Housewives. If comedy didn’t work out I can always try gardening Picture Quote #1

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up Picture Quote #1

A joke is either funny or it’s not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that’s what I do. I don’t start a focus group to see who got hurt by the joke Picture Quote #1

I don’t like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I’m black, we have no good old days Picture Quote #1

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Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat (Alonzo Bodden Quotes) I grew up in the suburbs. I’m an angry suburban nergo. I’m bad in, like, Starbucks. I’ll hurt you over a frappuccino (Alonzo Bodden Quotes) I was teaching airplane mechanics when I realized it was more fun to make them laugh. I was laid off one more time and I never looked back, although it was nice to have a steady paycheck and benefits (Alonzo Bodden Quotes) Latinos outnumber Black people now. I’m not too happy about it. Because it’s only a matter of time before we lose our month. Soon as they figure it out, they’re going to have Latino History Month. All we’re going to have is Cinco de Negro (Alonzo Bodden Quotes) Every day theres something new. Something’s going to destroy us all. Then it disappears (Alonzo Bodden Quotes) You can’t bring tweezers on an airplane. If I’m on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I’ll whip your ass, man. You think I’m going to be late because you’ve got tweezers and a bad attitude? (Alonzo Bodden Quotes) I’m a black male, over 40, with no kids, living in the suburbs - they wanted to put me in a museum. Why did I move to the suburbs? I started watching Desperate Housewives. If comedy didn’t work out I can always try gardening. (Alonzo Bodden Quotes) I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up. (Alonzo Bodden Quotes) A joke is either funny or it’s not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that’s what I do. I don’t start a focus group to see who got hurt by the joke. (Alonzo Bodden Quotes) I don’t like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I’m black, we have no good old days. (Alonzo Bodden Quotes)